-Cracky appears first on 4chan /b/.
-Snacks supresses cracky posts hoping to achieve special attention.
-Snacks is sacked, but rule remains enforced.
-Kirt creates dedicated /cracky board on 420chan
-People go nuts
-First apparition, Cracky appears to Kirt and grants an audience to the people on /cracky
-Kirt takes down /cracky
-bounceme appears
-bounceme lies barren
-cosmic forces align
-wish.kamistic appears
-Second coming
-DRAMA
-Coming 2.1 and 2.2 are released
-wish.kamistic fails and is taken down with convenient excuse

• YOU ARE HERE

(-renewed interest as news of the second coming spreads though the chans)
(-MORE DRAMA)
(-bounceme returns to dormancy)
(-Third coming, all true believers will be saved. All heretics will BURN and DIE BY FIRE )
(- ...)
(- ...)
(-heat death of the universe)