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Genetic scientists warn that redheads are a dying breed; soon they will become extinct in the next 100 years. National Geographic magazine reports that less than two per cent of the world's population has the natural red hair.
There are many famous redheads in history, such as the bard William Shakespeare, Christopher Columbus and the Queen Elizabeth, and the more recent ones Peter Beattie, Nicole Kidman, Prince Harry and Michael Voss. But the future doesn't look bright for the redheads according to the National Geographic article.

Red hair was created by a genetic mutation in northern Europe some thousands of years ago. The article reports that the gene had the beneficial effect of increasing the body's ability to cope with sunlight; it helped make vitamin D from Sunlight. But now because of world wide interactions, the today's carriers are more prone to skin cancer and are more sensitive to heat and cold related pain.

Because of smaller percentage of redheads present in the population, it has reduced the chances considerably for the redheads to get redhead partner, so their offspring may or may not be a redhead. The redhead can produce a baby from a single redhead parent; the chances become high when both the parents are redhead however.

Some experts warn redheads could be gone as early 2060, but others say the gene can be dormant in the reproductive system for generations before returning.

It is too early to predict redhead extinction, more research and analysis needs to be done if that is the case.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/220229/National_Geographic_says_Redheads_set_for_extinction

>> No.2  

"The article reports that the gene had the beneficial effect of increasing the body's ability to cope with sunlight;"

My theory would be that the gene produces freckles and red hair which are fucking hot leading to lots of procreational activities.

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> Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten stalkers to each Cracky. Now, wouldn't
> that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous sexual
> relationship, I mean, as far as she were concerned?

Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the Cracky would have to be selected for her sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

>> No.4  

>>3
lol
It seems it's indeed a certain kind of type of person that hangs around here.

well played, anonymous

>> No.5  

http://www.gingerkids.org/index.html

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>>5
Haha, nice. I'm inclined to agree that ginger kids are generally abominations against nature, but it's a price worth paying for fuckhot redhead girls. Pic related (the only reason I ever watched Buffy.)

>> No.7  

I think part of it could be attributed to the novelty. Non redheads probably very much want to get in a ginger chick's panties more than redhead males.

>> No.8  

I have mixed feelings about Reds. They are either hotter then the sun, or hideous CHUDs.

>> No.9  

I don't know, kids... The average ginger doesn't really appeal to me, but there are some that are just fanfuckingtastic. Allison Hannigan is a good example.

>> No.10  

>>9
I have a thing for Shirley Manson

>> No.11  

>>1

These guys just failed high-school genetics. If the ginger gene is recessive and >30% of the irish and scottish population carries it there is no way that it can be extinct by 2060.

>> No.12  

But I loev redheaded girls. The Crackies are going extinct. :(

>> No.13  
>It is too early to predict redhead extinction, more research and analysis needs to be done if that is the case.

lol, next

>> No.14  

Why can't the fucking blondes go extinct?

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I'm sceptical of any science reporting in TEH MASS MEDIA that appears to make strong claims like this, the "could" become extinct is probably a worst-case prediction based on wildly extrapolating a small sample.

>> No.16  

>>14
Ironically, they're too stupid.

>> No.17  

>>14

..but ..cracky is a (fake) blonde, too!



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