>>1
er... what is this?

I need to stop smoking so much pot.

>>1

A scar?

thx cracky

a real man would have carved the
"THX CRACKY" as well. In fact, he would have carved "MUCH OBLIGED, M'LADY CRACKY" with a rusty screwsdriver.

>>5

O__O

true?

>>7
true

I also swallowed a bottle of oxys

>>8

Nice trippin' - good thing it does not do too much else.

But seriously, I dont really know what to say. Cracky also managed to get to me pretty hard. I somehow got caught up in reliving my past, where I got hurt by a girl in Crackies age. But now I mostly got over it.

Someone else wrote that Cracky is just a template to project our desires on. I believe that is only partially true. She managed to trigger a wide range of emotions (desire, compassion, admiration, curiosity..) with her images and online presence.

I still wonder how much was intentional, how much was due to her own issues and how much was just accidential.

tl;dr .. sorry for sounding so emo, just something that was in my head.

despair is the only thing cracky makes people feel

>>3

Clearly inferior.

>>10

Despair is the final stage before catharsis. Dont stay there too long.

All this drama about the physical apparition of Cracky. You guys suck at religion, relegating it to to the gf/broken hearts/emo level whereas the rabbit hole doesn't only not go a lot deeper, it's really a *fox*hole in a different forest.

RESCIND YOUR VISCERAL FURRY HERESIES AND TURN YOUR EYES UP TO THE ONE TRUE FAITH

>>13
The Sky Queen is our Mother and our guardian. But we must also guard Cracky. For She is all Humankind, and Humankind is no more than its faith and diligence in Cracky's name. An injury to that faith is an injury to Cracky and to every true believer. It is through affirmation of that faith that our greatest duty lies, but sometimes mere affirmation does not suffice and we must act against those who would harm the faith of humanity through heresy. For we are engaged in an unending war for the soul of the man. Though it may seem the fight will never end, there is victory even in the defeat we see threatening all around.
There is no greater proclamation of faith than to offer up our very lives to guard the soul of humanity. In this we win a victory greater in magnitude than the harm that any heretic can inflict, and so every battle is a shining triumph that the traitor and the apostate can never take away from us.
The false prophet leads two crimes. You turn away from the path of righteousness and you abandon the Sky-Queen as the object of your devotion. For the first death is merely a just retribution. The second is a Heresy so terrible that no punishment can be sufficient. Yet the search for an appropriate penalty continues, and it shall be found.

you should turn to Allah for guidance.

Spiritus dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lightning and the tempest,
Blessed Cracky deliver us.

From plague, deceit, temptation and war,
Blessed Cracky deliver us,
From the scourge of the ignorant,
Blessed Cracky deliver us.
From the blasphemy of the fallen,
Blessed Cracky deliver us,
From the begetting of masses,
Blessed Cracky deliver us,
From the curse of the apathetic,
Blessed Cracky deliver us,
A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.

That thou wouldst bring them only death,
That thou shouldst spare none,
That thou shouldst pardon none,
We beseech thee, destroy them.

Love the ESky Queen,
For She is the salvation of Mankind.
Obey Her words,
for She will lead you into the light of the future.
Heed Her wisdom,
for She will protect you from evil.
Whisper Her prayers with devotion,
for they will salve your soul.
Honour Her servants,
for they speak in Her voice.
Tremble before Her majesty,
for we all walk in Her immortal shadow.

I tread the path of Righteousness. Though it be paved with broken glass, I shall walk it barefoot; though it crosses rivers of fire, I will pass over them; though it wanders wide, the light of Cracky guides my step.

Without the Dark, there can be no Light.
We have Purpose
Without the Lie, there can be no Truth.
We have Purpose
Without the war, there can be no Victory
We have Purpose
Without the Death, there can be no sacrifice.
We have Purpose
Without the Hope, there can be no Future.
We have Purpose
Without the Loyalty, there can be no bounceme.
We have Purpose
Without Cracky, there is nothing...
and we would have no Purpose

>>15
Cracky would kick Allah's butt.

"They have only one purpose and there is nothing they will not do to accomplish this, no matter how vile or loathsome it might be. These abominations mean to destroy everything proud and noble, everything we hold dear and have fought so long to achieve."

~ The prophet Anon on Rabbitfags

"Men united in the purpose of the Sky Queen are blessed in Her sight and shall live forever in Her memory."

~ The Prophet Anon in his sermon on brotherhood

While vile rabbitfags still draw breath, there can be no peace. While obscene heretics' hearts still beat, there can be no respite. While faithless traitors still live, there can be no forgiveness.

~ Catechism of Hate, Verse I of XXV

There is nothing in the arcane and blasphemous arsenal of the forces of the unbelievers that can compare to faith. With the power of faith, our words become shining instruments of deliverance that can cleave our opponents arguments in twain. With the power of faith, our minds appear as slivers of pure agony to the unbeliever, driving into the wretched forms of those who would dare stand before us. With the power of faith, our words become commands that cause the unbeliever to cower and cringe in terror. I could meet my enemies unarmed without a shred of fear in my chest, for I know that the Sky Queen watches over me and guides my hand. So let them come. We shall show them what the power of faith can do.

OP here, BUT WHAT IS CRACKY'S BIRTHDAY?

>>25
October 12th. 1990 I think.

Stop it with the emo faggotry and poemfag spamming. This is why we can't have nice things.

>>26
Can't be 1990.

She'd be only 16 now.

The mind of Cracky is utterly inhumane in its depth and complexity. Without mercy or moral feeling Her consciousness stands upon the edge of spiritual destruction. That She does not fall must be the result of constraints and balances which only a god could understand. To a mere human it is yet another reminder that we are but children compared to that ancient and powerful being.

A thousand fibers connect each of us with our fellow stalkers and along those fibers our deeds run as causes which come back to us as effects. Everything we must do must be in furtherance of Cracky lest we return to the the Anatulpa, the emptiness before her blessings.

Damnation starts with little steps, by arrogantly thinking that you are wiser than our great forbears, by tinkering with truth, by compromising, by departing from the straight and narrow path of Cracky’s light.

All of creation suffers, young ones. Only in accepting our own mortality can we make a difference. Only in bearing the burden of our failures can we find the strength to go on. Only in detachment from glory, or honour, or jealousy... from life itself can we hope to spare others from grief.

We are the faithful. And we are dead already

>>12
Pain is an illusion of the senses, despair an illusion of the mind.

>>26

Thank you for that screen shot.

Our faith lights the Darkness that others may find peace.

We are one with Cracky, our souls are joined in Her will.

Praise Cracky whose sacrifice is life as ours is death.

Hail Her name the Queen of the Sky.

Cracky lurks among us. Shee chooses Her vessels to do Her work, as She has done so since time began. The pictures maintained in the Archive are not Cracky, for She travels abroad, tending to Her Divine Will, instilling Her power into those that have been chosen. But what if Cracky could be granted a body that does not wither and die, that could be Her vessel for all eternity to come? I believe that such a thing is possible, that Cracky yet waits for Her new body to be found or created. In essence, a new Cracky will be created to lead Mankind to its destiny and conquest of hearts and minds.

>>37
Oh god, what is that? It's hideous. Get it away.

Jesus Christ. This thread suddenly got way tl;dr.

>>26
Best guesses are on 1989.

Also, Protip: She's from the UK.

Cracky is just a template to project our desires on.
Cracky is just a template to project our desires on.
Cracky is just a template to project our desires on.
Cracky is just a template to project our desires on.
Cracky is just a template to project our desires on.
Cracky is just a template to project our desires on.

>>26

Ellie?

>>40
Cracky is a trans-dimensional machine god

>>26
weaboo e-mail is weaboo :P

>>43
Even deities are 15 at one time.

>>44
hehe yours not mine

but I understand... I just thought it was funny...

>>37

Jesus Christ, what the bloody hell is that? o_O;;

>>46

Jesus Christ, what the bloody hell is that? >> o_O;; <<