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Ophie 07/09/15(Sat)22:35 No.1 [Reply]

After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.
I'd have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.
None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!
I give this message board, masquerading as an image board, a 1/10

Anonymous 07/09/15(Sat)23:15 No.2

>None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to.
Oh, sorry. I didn't know we were supposed to quaff your dull, clearly sane imagination in this haven of diseased minds. GTFO here and sip on your Zinfandel, you faggot.

>>	Ophie 07/09/15(Sat)23:17 No.3 >>2 such wit No wonder none of the namefags here are on the real CrackyChan

>>	SpookyHat!Y6tYfqxG7U 07/09/16(Sun)01:39 No.4 too much pesto in your copy-pasta

Anything!LuLzxWq9oU 07/09/16(Sun)04:06 No.5

Oh Wow, Ophie, you're the smartiest person I've ever seen on the internets! I see you've given us a rating of 1/10, how clever of you. Please share with us more of your fascinating and brilliant insights. I would love for you to stay and teach us everything you know. Particularly I am interested in learning of your tastes, which are not so bland as ours. I am impressed by your persona and direction indeed; as you say we are analogies far too complicated, linear and contradictory. With your assistance we could be simple, indirect and corresponding. Help us out.
Also this statement:
> ... none of the namefags here are on the real CrackyChan
is false. Lia!ysaQpxNyV6 is the real Cracky-chan but she isn't posting recently.

>>	Anything!LuLzxWq9oU 07/09/16(Sun)04:28 No.6 >>5 Actually I may have misread that quote. I filtered out the "on" due to the seemingly nonsensical lexicon. No, I don't think anyone here is on (at or in, etc) Cracky-chan.

>>	sage sage 07/09/16(Sun)07:02 No.7 >>1 This reads like copypasta for an entirely different topic.

>>	sage 07/09/16(Sun)07:03 No.8 Sage goes where?

>>	Zyjek 07/09/16(Sun)07:04 No.9 >>8 WRONG. You bumped it. >>1 OMG COPYPASTAS

>>	sage sage 07/09/16(Sun)10:35 No.10 >>9 Sage now?

>>	Anonymous 07/09/17(Mon)06:34 No.11 >>9 Also, so enlightening: The toilet is broken. Yay for relevant information.

>>	sage 07/09/17(Mon)18:28 No.12 >>11 Worst copypasta ever?

>>	SpookyHat!Y6tYfqxG7U 07/09/17(Mon)19:29 No.13 >>12 I'm sure some retard came up with worse ones than that. like the ack meme

>>	Anonymous 07/09/17(Mon)20:42 No.14 >>13 That was not even intentional copypasta. It was an orphaned post from another thread.

>>	SpookyHat!Y6tYfqxG7U 07/09/19(Wed)00:09 No.15 >>14 well that's kinda how memes happen. They just happen... and they catch on

Anonymous 07/09/20(Thu)06:37 No.16

>>15
I used to do the same thing, except she would do it in our laundry room. The sound of the washer/dryer would mask her fapping. The water heater was in the same room, so I would hide in the little closet it was incased in. Burned myself on one of the pipes coming out of the water heater and fell out of the closet door. So there I am laying on the floor looking up at her, sitting ontop of the dryer with her legs spread and 4 fingers in her vag. She had this real fearfull look on her face, so I said "Only 4 fingers? You cant fit the whole fist? Noob.." and walked out.
Later she came in my bedroom and asked if I was going to tell our dad. I said "Only if you dont suck me off". So she kneels down and starts unbuttoning my pants, I was only kidding when I said it. I told her so and she got all embarrased, she then said "Well....I would have done it....I kinda have wanted to for awhile anyway....". I was kinda shocked and she could see that I guess. Next she says "Ive wanted to since I saw you jerking off in the shower...I kinda spied on you through your door".
Long story short, she then gave me a blowjob, I ate her out. We did that for a few years till we both went to different colleges. We never had sex though, but neither of us really wanted to anyway.

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