Oh Wow, Ophie, you're the smartiest person I've ever seen on the internets! I see you've given us a rating of 1/10, how clever of you. Please share with us more of your fascinating and brilliant insights. I would love for you to stay and teach us everything you know. Particularly I am interested in learning of your tastes, which are not so bland as ours. I am impressed by your persona and direction indeed; as you say we are analogies far too complicated, linear and contradictory. With your assistance we could be simple, indirect and corresponding. Help us out.
Also this statement:

> ... none of the namefags here are on the real CrackyChan

is false. Lia!ysaQpxNyV6 is the real Cracky-chan but she isn't posting recently.