>>8
Getting up and back into the real world is a blatant violation of the order to perpetuate the great circlejerk of drama. One cannot perpetuate the circlejerk if one has a life. We must stay losers for Cracky's sake. Because this order came from our Goddess herself failing to follow through with it is tantamount to blasphemy.

P.S. I am unsure of this Sky Queen material. I declare it schismatic. It is certainly not part of my Cracky worship. Any anons with me on this? Faux is not our Jesus, there is only one Cracky and I shall have no other gods before her.