You request does not make any sense. Think about it.

It makes perfect sense to me.

I would like to know these things also, except a few.

Favorite sound? lol

I like the sound of popsicle sticks scraping across corduroy.

>>5
That isn't weird, is it?

>>5
For some reason that makes me cringe.

>>7
I've heard that from other people, but for some reason I just find that sound very soothing.

Does not look like strawberry?

>>1

Put this man out of his misery del.

>>9

Christ, she looks ugly there. ;_;

>>11

I just noticed it is actually a shop. You can see the door to the left of her middle finger. Also the shadow is weird.

>>10

delete?

>>9
My favorite ice cream is strawberry.
The name of the kitten I love is strawberry
Strawberry flows from me
Strawberry flows from daddy
Strawberry flows from mommy
A bruise on my body, adding another injury

Ok, I have it on good authority that she dislikes Bacon.

This can only mean one thing; we slaughter all pigs in her honour. To the sacrificial chambers!!

>>15
Why pigs if she doesn't like bacon? Doesn't one normally eat the sacrificed animal after it is killed? Reading the rules for animal sacrifices in Leviticus makes it sound more like a barbecue than anything else. Also I recall in the Iliad they eat the animals they sacrifice, so it is not just the wacky Jews.

>>16

You prove my point. She is not a beautiful and unique snowflake. She is the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the compost pile of life.

Stop over-analyzing everything.

>>17

Doesn't like bacon? I just lost a small amount of respect for her. That's some good shit.

>>17
No, the Sky Queen is like Antartica; a tranquil continent of beauty filled with the unique, the beautiful and the horrifying.
Cracky is just a single glimpse of that. Lia is someone who emerged from the void lopsided, and probably with good reason.

Wow, how fucking emo. Calm down. Now accept the fact that your unattractive, unoriginal camwhore is just that, an unattractive, unoriginal camwhore.

You're never going to meet her. She's never going to sleep with you. You're never going to marry her. It's just not going to happen.

She's not a fucking Goddess. She doesn't fucking care about /b/. She doesn't fucking care about you. Accept this and move on. She cares about attention. End of story.

Posting a whole bunch of gay crap about the romantic evening you'd have with this bitch isn't going to get her anywhere near you. She's not going to read your romance novel crap, no matter how eloquent, and madly fall in love with you. Some of you take this fantasy a little too far and still post this shit here.

You're not the studly-type guy this bitch is sleeping with. Hell, you probably don't abuse the right combination of drugs for her, either. You're never going to be. Deal with it.

A couple of costumes, and angst-ridden kiddie photos with fake blood, don't fucking make something art. Deal with it.

Protip For Newfags: These wastes don't really care about Cracky's "art" at all, it's just more pathetic "we'll like whatever we think will make her happy with us" fantasy crap. It's like watching dogs beg for a treat.

You fuckers stalked her off 4chan. She's not coming back. She's getting the attention she so desperately needs from somewhere else. Deal with it.

>>20

No one cares about /b/

>>20

yeah

and

so

what

>>20 NO YUO

>>20
I don't want her to marry me, I want her to martyr me.

Anyway, what are you doing here in the first place ? Oh, right, you're different than "us", except you're not. You're just clueless.

>>18

It just means that when I treat her to some fancy restaurant for breakfast, before I then take a long romantic morning walk with her, I can steal the bacon off her plate. She can have my strawberry jam and toast (or would she prefer biscuits?) in return.

The waiters will be traumatized for life.

>>20
In after alpha-male

>>26

I'm the only one that's different around here. The only one who's not just another fly bouncing at the window wondering how to get out. She dreams of me at night. Her life revolves around me.

>>27

What is her?

>>28
What is a man?

lol I'm just sorry she has horrible taste in art. Bacon is pretty much fuckwin. Enjoy your obscure half-assed artist that only 6 people know, Cracky.

>>30
I will thank you!

Where do you see yourself in two years?

I see myself still silently following her life for years to come. I can't stop worrying if she is doing alright. Really the only way I can be free of her is if one of us died. Even if she died, I would likely mourn her for years after.

God damn that is fucked up. Something isn't right in my head. At night sometimes, I think I'm going to lose myself in my head and she is the only anchor I still have to reality. Here I am a grown man, successful, fit, not a totally hideous chud, and my mental state it is dependent upon whether an English girl will realize she is hanging out with the wrong crowd and if she continues going the way she is she could be hurt.

I know life is dangerous and all that jazz, but if you hang out with shit bags, you sort of need to expect one of them to fuck you over.
They may be cool people and I don't really know them, but the extra years of living have given me a little perspective. Please just be safe.

We do care about you in our own twisted way, and we don't want you to be hurt.

You are precious to us.

>>31

I hope that in two years the girl we now as Lia has managed to get her real life to a point where she does not depend as much on the internet as she does now. She will slowly drift out of your sight.

The cracky in my head went away a while ago. Her presence was fading slowly until I suddenly realized something changed. She will always have a special place in my heart, but she is not alone.

Now I am stuck on a random image board.

>>20

Reality stings like a bitch.

>>33

POST PIX!

>>34

>>35

NONONO.. WRONG ONE.

>>36

Oops, sorry.

>>37

>>33
well.... except about being unattractive
she's got a nice bone structure and purdy eyes.

>>39
and beautiful red hair, and long legs, and when she smiles you can't help but love her. The way there is sort of a jaded irony mixed with sweet innocence in her eyes. The way sun looks on her pale skin, glowing with in inner radiance and warmth. She is stunning, when as she matures she will become more refined and graceful. God, the way she moves with such economy of movement and smoothly shifts her weight like she is swimming through this shit hole of a world.

>>40

Shit like this makes me ashamed to dwell here.

>>41

Why?

SHIT GETTING TO REAL FOR YOU SON?

>>40
you havent even seen her move

>>43
yes I have

in my mind

>>43 >>44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ9bDtIQvpw

Now you have

>>45
I just accept I will never get what some of you see in a two second vid of her pouring juice.

>>45

Putting the juice video on Youtube was really lame, only those who have lurked sufficiently deserve to see the Sky Queen's video.

>>47
it's been their forever and a day

>>47

ITT we draw others our suffering so we are not so ronery ;_;

>>48

So you're telling me that all that time I spent running dictionary/brute force attacks on that Goddamn video to get the password, I could have just searched "Cracky Chan" in Youtube?

brb, suicide.

>>50
or you could have put the filename from the screenshots in google, it gives a page to here which you can see in google cache, there is a rapidshare url in it, never asked for a pass.

>>50
I lol'd while feeling your pain

>>50
lulz
oh wow
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHa

I guess to be alittle less exaggerating... I think it was up at the beginning of summer or something.

but it's 2 seconds of her pouring juice... you see the camera shake more than she actually moves.

now if she was belly dancing or something I could see the interest.

>>53
I want to see a video of her skating.

>>50
You wouldn't happen to be the anon I tried collaborating with via e-mail back in the day, would you?

>>55

Your e-mail was Roek Aron or something? If so, yeah, that was me. :D

>>56
Small world.

>>57

Haha oh wow, fuckin' awesome. Great that we both got to see the juice video in the end as well, LHP for the win.

>45

Face is too long.