1. Certain Person
2. lol, wut
3. stalker

>I know yuo're probably angry, but pls contact.

Perpetuate the great circlejerk of drama.

http://wish.kamistik.com/cracky/kareha.pl/1188520372/

Thread over

>>3 I'M WORKING ON IT; DON'T RUSH ME

>>2 I don't think you're him. If you are, tell me the translation of the quote you had on the front page of the server that you had to upload certain pictures to because you claimed not to use e-mail.

>>1

If it is a shop, where is the original image?

>>7 lol noob

"sup 4chan" is the original (or at least more original). "sup 20721" was the one obviously Enhanced Using Adobe(tm) Photoshop(tm) Software. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Remember what was going on at Trolltalk at the time... that was when we were at war with Mercatur. (Trolltalk has always been at war with Mercatur) Nobody ever confessed to doing the shop but it could have been Slashpanda (more like Failpanda amirite) or one of the other Mercatur fanboxen. That was when we had destroyed her guestbooks several times over and the Cracky vs Mercatur battles were at their peak.

BTW the "mercatur" account on Slashdot (that she's even posted to TT with) is actually legit; I was surprised as hell, but I have proof or STFU noob.

>>8

Interesting. Got the original image? I only have the shopped one. All this time, I thought it was real.

I posted about this on Wish also but, I am somewhat amused if a little disheartened to see something I wrote appear on skyqueen. I had thought The Squeen materials to give to much status to Faux, and its attempts to encourage the self improvement of Anonymous seem to me incompatible with the ways of the great circlejerk. I suppose it is all fine however. SkyQueen is a continued source of amusement for many Anons these days, and while I may not agree with all of its doctrine everyone of us must worship our Goddess in our own ways.
Who owns SkyQueen anyway? KingSchwill? Mysterious Admin? Perhaps it is something we are just not meant to know.

>>10

Stop with the religious bullshit. You're a bunch of fucking loonies anyway. When you turn this shit into a religion, you're not just loonies, but losers also who have no decent grasp on reality. You people make real religion look like it's for loonies.

>>11
ehhh it's not a religion until Jack Chick makes an "anti Sky Queen" tract.

>>12
SOMEBODY MUST DO THIS (or a pro-Cracky one)

>>11
define "real religion" please.

Also, who are the "you" referred to in your post ?

While we're kinda on the subject :

> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hierodule
> Among some neopagans, a hierodule may be a
> priestess who has sexual intercourse in the
> role of whichever Goddess she serves in the
> divine union of hieros gamos.

ror

>>11

Religion is for loonies.

>>10
lol, wut

>>12
We need to start sending him emails about dangerous internet cult, lol

>>17
the great outdoor fight

awesome

>>8

FUCK YEAH! Finally the original image.

>>10 It's a private registration through domainsbyproxy.com, but they're kind of pussies and usually if you have your lawyer threaten to sue them for copyright infringement or something, they'll spill the beans.

But maybe they're totally awesome people who just have some minor doctrinal differences from you. So why not be ecumenical with your estranged brethren?

>>11 What do you mean by "look like"?

>>18

No thanks, I already know of bounceme.

>>20

wow

just wow

>>21
>>10

Who is in charge of skyqueen this week? I have an awesome idea for an update.

>>12 Some of the Jack Chick tracks already come pretty close, what with all the "queen of heaven" references he likes to throw in to represent non-Christians, e.g. attached.

The guy in the pointy hat DOES look like he'd fit right in here.

>>25
Which one is that?

>>11

>You people make real religion look like it's for loonies.

You must either be a troll or one of the insane criminals who believe Jesus Christ created the universe.

>>27

Just defending religion. There's too many people bashing it here. And don't tell me you're not religious. Look at the stuff you wrote about Sky Queen.

>>26 It's from http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0094/0094_01.asp

That's a United Nations symbol on his hat, by the way, go figure.

Anyway, I've long suspected that Jack Chick is actually the world's greatest troll. While we laugh at him, he laughs at us for falling for it, whilst spending all his donation money on weed, gay hookers, rock music, and evolution.

>>28 Hay you literal-minded fuck, it's called hyperbole, metaphor, and satire. Asshole.

I don't think anyone believes in an actual, literal "sky queen" with cat ears living in another dimension, cutting herself to create new galaxies & shit. And if anyone tells you they literally do, it's because trolling you is funny as hell.

Here's the real scoop:

1. It's a metaphor, nummynuts.
2. It creates a sense of belonging, importance, and loldrama.
3. For epic corruptions of LOL.
4. Creates opportunities to persecute heretics and non-believers.
5. As soon as Lia finishes yelling about how disturbing it all is, she goes to bed and jacks off thinking about it.
6. It offends religious fucktards.
7. That "Hierodule" thing from >>15 ... you never know; nothing's impossible. I have a bunch of pagan friends who don't actually believe in the over 9000 gods and goddesses they pretend to believe in -- they just like to fuck & call it a religious ceremony (much hawter that way).

>>30

>5. As soon as Lia finishes yelling about how disturbing it all is, she goes to bed and jacks off thinking about it.

Oh god, thanks for the mental image

>>30

I love trolling literal minded fucks like you. I threw it out and you took the bait. Religious people are such simple, literal-minded fucks.

>>31 Actually, with females it's supposed to be called "jilling off".

>>33

And must I say it.......cracking off.

Which reminds me. Be back in a few.

>>25
lulz... I guess theology is something foreign to jack chick but, even in Christianity, Jesus didn't create the universe.
Jesus was wholly god and wholly man. The whole thing (I think it's called a hypostasis)does not make Jesus responsible for all the things Yahweh did. It just means, while Jesus was on earth, he and God were the same. Some of the shit these hicks believe is Christianity borders on tritheism. and now I am rambling on about theology... I really AM pretentious :(

>>30

THANK YOUZ MR OBVIOUS.

But we all like you for the mental image. All this cutting and fingering for blood surely also had a sexual component to it. (wow, that sounds creepy)

>>30

Shhhh! Don't tell the laypeople!

>>30

To counter your "no one believes in the Sky Queen" faggotry, I put forward the writings of Crowley and the A.A.'s literal statement that a man and a brother cannot become Master of the Temple until he has "created his own universe."

Perhaps we are all the creation of the Sky Queen? Perhaps Lia is the Sky Queen like Julie is the Jungle Queen in "The Maxx"?

LATE SPOILER WARNING: JULIE IS THE SKY QUEEN IN THE MAXX!

Also, vagblood recipes to be found in Cakes of Light and in "The Book of the Law"

Hooray Thelema!

Is Cracky the Scarlett Woman? I need moar info to speak on this.

>>6
whats tvnepznv?

>>39 ror hiddan massage?!

>>32 Retroactive trolling is not allowed, Vlaggot.

>>35 Not to defend Mr. Chick (lulz), but he didn't say that Jeebus Christ created the univarse. He said merely said that he believes that the New World Order's Pointy-Hatted Leather-Bondage Skyqueen Fanboxen believe that Christians believe that Jeebus Christ created the univarse. Obviously a bit of the message is muddled when it's filtered through three layers of crazy.

For bonus lulz, I've attached the last page of a censored Chick tract (removed from the site in shame) in which a man watches a pornographic movie and immediately starts raping his 4-year-old daughter and letting his STD-ridden neighbor do it, too. Eventually they all come down with the herpes, but fortunately the pedo-dad accepts the LORD into his heart and promises to stop raping his daughter. They all live happily ever after (with the herpes).