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>>32 Retroactive trolling is not allowed, Vlaggot.
>>35 Not to defend Mr. Chick (lulz), but he didn't say that Jeebus Christ created the univarse. He said merely said that he believes that the New World Order's Pointy-Hatted Leather-Bondage Skyqueen Fanboxen believe that Christians believe that Jeebus Christ created the univarse. Obviously a bit of the message is muddled when it's filtered through three layers of crazy.
For bonus lulz, I've attached the last page of a censored Chick tract (removed from the site in shame) in which a man watches a pornographic movie and immediately starts raping his 4-year-old daughter and letting his STD-ridden neighbor do it, too. Eventually they all come down with the herpes, but fortunately the pedo-dad accepts the LORD into his heart and promises to stop raping his daughter. They all live happily ever after (with the herpes).