>> | No.30 File: 1191964724630.jpg -(71715 B, 480x640) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>28 Hay you literal-minded fuck, it's called hyperbole, metaphor, and satire. Asshole. I don't think anyone believes in an actual, literal "sky queen" with cat ears living in another dimension, cutting herself to create new galaxies & shit. And if anyone tells you they literally do, it's because trolling you is funny as hell. Here's the real scoop: - It's a metaphor, nummynuts.
- It creates a sense of belonging, importance, and loldrama.
- For epic corruptions of LOL.
- Creates opportunities to persecute heretics and non-believers.
- As soon as Lia finishes yelling about how disturbing it all is, she goes to bed and jacks off thinking about it.
- It offends religious fucktards.
- That "Hierodule" thing from >>15 ... you never know; nothing's impossible. I have a bunch of pagan friends who don't actually believe in the over 9000 gods and goddesses they pretend to believe in -- they just like to fuck & call it a religious ceremony (much hawter that way).
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