>>28 Hay you literal-minded fuck, it's called hyperbole, metaphor, and satire. Asshole.

I don't think anyone believes in an actual, literal "sky queen" with cat ears living in another dimension, cutting herself to create new galaxies & shit. And if anyone tells you they literally do, it's because trolling you is funny as hell.

Here's the real scoop:

1. It's a metaphor, nummynuts.
2. It creates a sense of belonging, importance, and loldrama.
3. For epic corruptions of LOL.
4. Creates opportunities to persecute heretics and non-believers.
5. As soon as Lia finishes yelling about how disturbing it all is, she goes to bed and jacks off thinking about it.
6. It offends religious fucktards.
7. That "Hierodule" thing from >>15 ... you never know; nothing's impossible. I have a bunch of pagan friends who don't actually believe in the over 9000 gods and goddesses they pretend to believe in -- they just like to fuck & call it a religious ceremony (much hawter that way).