>>1

LHP returned? wtfux?

That girl on the picture will never return. She will never be the same. Gone are the happy days.. bwahahaaaa...

In this time, the most precious substance in the universe are unreleased pics. Cracky Chan extends life, she expands consciousness, the Sky Queen is vital to space travel.

The spice must flow.

>>1

Updated

>>6

head explodes

LHP is back, huh?

Man, harpoons, etc

>>8
!! CAUTION !!
"MAN THE HARPOONS" is a meme. Handle with care.

Lurk moar before attempting to use this meme anywhere.
If you are careless, expect to be b&, v&, or forced to gb2/gaia/. Patience matters.

>>8

Underage B&

>>8
>>9
>>10

Same faggot.

>>11
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RETARD. I made one of those posts and neither of the others. Stop pretending you are a mod, or actually know shit about anything. You are such a fucking idiot. I love it when stupid faggot little dipshits with tiny dinks like you do those "Same person" line-ups and are totally wrong. Suck my big hairy cock you pathetic know-nothing little queer bait. I'll make you wear a fucking dress. What a stupid fag you are. hard to believe. Fag.

>>12

Wow, what a pretentious fucking faggot.

>>13
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

I've decided that, as of right now, I'm leaving the boards. I have been toying with the idea for a while, but have never understood why. I have never had a concrete enough reason to leave. It's unfortunate, but now I do: I've just outgrown the Sky Queen, and I've outgrown the majority of you - with the exception of a bunch of people who know exactly who they are when I say this. I don't really give a fuck if this post is passed over or ignored - the people who matter will read it and, well, I don't know what, really. I have better ways to invest the limited free time I have. I'm not going to hang around waiting for praise or criticism - I've been doing that for 18 months now and have fuckall to show for it.

I'm still going to visit bounceme so I can keep in touch with the people that matter. As for the rest of you, well, it's been fun, but it stopped being fun a long time ago and only now am I realizing that I should have taken that as a sign to get the fuck out.

Toodles.

Even though the main driving force behind my decision was my feelings of disgust towards myself and the culture fostered here, there is an element of care and compassion for the scarecrowmaiden.

Here's the thing: I have a niece. She is a smart ,creative, sweet as hell, and I love her and I'd do anything for her. Whenever I would look what some of you say you want to do to Cracky before my first "revelation" [or break down... whichever one you prefer to describe the experience as], I would disassociate myself from her basic humanity and as just think of her as an meme to be thrown around for my amusement...

But after actually talking to her I realized that she does exist. She is more than some idol to be scorned worshiped and mocked. She is a person who has been abused and coerced... And by the same thoughtless acts of some assholes, anyone, including my niece could end up being stalked mocked and humiliated. And, I think that that was one of the things that pushed me towards my decision more recently.

You involuntarily stumbled upon a profound truth: The reason for many to stay around. It is not only misguided love. It is compassion and guilt.

You felt compassion for the cute girl being violated after posting on 4chan. She had voluntarily given something beautiful to the world. You felt guilty for partaking in the destruction of the online presence she had built up day after day for months. You felt sad when you discovered all the subtle marks of self hurt on her art (You can find them on almost any image). You observed her retreat and suffer passively without expressing any anger. You craved for more pictures to get a glimpse of her life. You stalked her to find out about her whereabouts and to convince yourself she was fine. You managed to come closer, you developed a messiah complex and began to protect her by distracting other stalkers.

And now - you are empty.

I know some of you are past this, some of you are just here for the trolling and a few are just at the beginning. But you are there. I am seeing you.

lol doesn't anyone notice how someone makes an OMGWTFBBQ revelation every week and act as if they discovered the goddamn meaning behind life?

Jesus, people command us to lighten up but it's clearly not us who needs to.

>>19

Why are you here?

>>20

It's because I'm a cliche.

>>18
qft

>>21

Your trollpowers are mediocre at best.

>>23

Stand down and make peace with yourself
You're just warm Winners Cup and I'm top shelf
I'm a Moet Bellini all chilled up real nice,
You're a Popov martini without any ice
I'm rolling large, makin' numbers at craps
You're drinkin' a drink made out of wrung out Wet-Naps
Ten women approach me and whisper, "Bongiorno,"
You're in you're room watching scrambled-up porno
I'm chompin' mignon on Bellagio lake,
You're at Circus Circus fightin' rats with a rake
They comp me a suite and a silk lobster bib,
You get kidnapped at Binion's and sold as prime rib

>>18
Heh. Nice theory, but personally I just liek the semi-fictional being that is Cracky quite a lot. I've never felt compelled to stalk the girl behind the meme or any creepy shit like that, apart from being morally wrong what would it achieve? "Lia" != the Cracky that lives in my head. Clearly "Lia" is doing OK (which, yes, makes me happy) and doesn't need us generating drama for her.

>>19

>Jesus, people command us to lighten up but it's clearly not us who needs to.

Seconded ^________^

>>25
Tony Millionare ftw

I'm so lost.