Fauxracky

sage

>>5
Bump...? Seriously, why sage the top thread on the page?

Personally, I really didn't like this crackrabbux, but you might as well have it anyway.

>>6

sage

i still don't know how you do it?

Not bad. I think the best thing about these images is that it makes me picture Lia and Faux trying to breed. Mega hawt!

>>9
These are lines that I am so very tempted to cross... unfortunately I'm not much cop with anything other than faces (and trees, oddly)

Somehow these always end up looking like Faux. Faux is the deminant gene.

>>11
All except the one that looks like the drawings rabbit did of herself. Yeah, I tried to keep the crackrabbux at 50% cracky, 25% rabbit, 25% faux, but yes it all does look a lot like faux.

Faux has a "typical" female facial structure, so I shouldn't really be that surprised, I wish I could make better eyes though. I think I'm in love with >>2 by the way, that's the best thing I've drawn in a very long time.

>>12

You have drawn that using some kind of matte technique?

I think it is Fauxens wide eyes that always come through...

>>13
Technique? What is this magick?

Yeah... wide eyes, I'm a sucker for 'em, but I can never draw the Irises to justice.

Thread tl;dr. Is this the Cracky board or the faux board? Cute as she may be I wish faux hadn't come back. She ruins everything.

>>15

There is nothing to discuss about cracky anymore.

>>16
Then why does the internet still exist?

>>17

The internet is a lie.

Irony... I made the first Fauracky to shut up some of the people making faux dumps on /cracky/, I didn't actually intend on posting them here, I put the first one on anonib and linked to it (next person in the thread posted the image).

All of the pics contain a certain amount of Cracky, and they are all made to honor the skyqueen [insert religious bs here].

As for faux, she occupies a place in my life too, very seperate from cracky of course, but I would never wish her presence away, even from the cracky board.

I might also note that transferal is an important stage of "limerence" anyway, Faux is (unfortunately) natural progression.

Faux may be less damaging than the girl we call Lia.

>>21
And that is why Lia is superior. Cracky love is like junk.

>>21
Personally, I couldn't imagine stalking faux. I guess it could actually pay off if I did it right, but it seems so unnecessary without the kind of buzz that surrounds cracky.

>>22

What, why?

>>23

What, what?

>>23

There is no need to stalk Faux. She has her own board and even posted her AIM there.. So what?

>>26
I meant IRL stalking (in before anyone bitches at me for use of IRL). Though I do try to keep my basement and day-to-day life fairly seperate,

>>27

That was unexpected. Yes, that idea is a pretty much a recipe for failure.

Just out of curiously, I wonder whether anybody went as far as going to Oxford.

>>28

I'd imagine that anyone who lives in Oxford who could be attracted to her would really give a shit about meeting her much. Just like how accessible Faux is to us, in a way, it's not like she has a certain aura or mystery like Cracky does.

Or to be up front about it, who would brag about fucking a whore or be infatuated with her when she's so accessible anyway? Not saying that about Faux, I know nothing about her, but it's like that. The more a girl gives up, the less prize it would be to be with her.

And with that said, Faux still infatuates me so wtf do I know?

>>28
maybe the guy who got the aerial images ;p
or the ones from in the alley with the lampost

Heh... TBH I wouldn't stalk cracky, if I was a little closer, maybe, but I would never push for physical contact. I forego Oxford in favour of Cambridge University's better reputation in the sciences. Damn you liberal arts majors.

Also, lurk moar.

As for failure, it could be done, but only by the long game, and I doubt success rates are brilliant. I'm well known as a psychology/NLP hack among peers, but even this doesn't guarantee anything.

>>29

I doubt she'd be more accissible in Oxford than she is on the net. Au contraire.. I was just curious.

As far as we know she met hey boyfriend(s) on the net. Equal opportunities. It is just not you...

>>30

Aereal images? That is google maps methinks?

>>31

That sounds a bit creepy, but where are we anyways. Cambridge ftw. I know a few people there.

I would suggest there are more rewarding targets for your NLP games.

>>32
Depends on the way her social life works. In most cities, it's easy to find certain social groups of teens, if she's in the habit of spending time with friends in these kinds of places, then she could be very accessible.

You'll notice how there's some people you will always see around in the same kinds of places, and some you will only ever catch a glimpse of once or twice in different places.

I don't really know my way around Oxford well enough to know of any likely places from which to stalk cracky (and wouldn't share/utilise them if I did to be quite honest).

Obviously the best stalker image would come from a combined internet and physical presence (making sure to keep everything as lightly coincidental as possible).

>>34
Also, don't freak out... I'll theorise loudly, but I'm not about to actually go and hunt someone down. The NLP is useful only for maximising comfort and rapport on meeting, there is no magic hypnotism going on, although it can be useful in practical joke situations.

>>35

You may have pondered about this stuff a tiny bit too much. I'd still doubt it will get you anywhere, especially in this case.

>>37
I overthink things a lot. And speculating on the effectiveness of such ploys is a nonsense anyway. Though, since when has that stopped people.

>>36
so you are the one who said he was the puppetmaster here or something like that, directing us all to faux, and when you told what you did, we still didnt believe it? With your cracky-faux images :D
??????
>>35
what kind of places do you mean? could be handy to know
>>33
thats right. it was a phun. ha ha

Somebody asked for aerial images?

>>39

There was no subtle nudging towards Faux. Somebody flooded the board with Faux faggotry.

>>39

wish? :) (Just asking..)

>>39
Nope.. last time I checked I was NOT that faggot.

Often (esp. in England) each City has it's own subset of meeting places, usually with notable landmarks, grass and/or seating, nearby transport nexus' etc. Usually, you get a slightly different crowd at each (goths, mods, rockers, emos, hippy/goth, scene, moth etc.) Sometimes you can pretty much figure out where you're most likely to find a person if you know their personality well enough (this has worked for me on more than one occasion trying to find people I met at parties).

>>40

Odd they have dirt roads so close to major urban areas. Kind of charming in a way also.

>>44
Way to misinterpret.

>>44

It is a public park. Oxford is a really amazing place, well worth visiting. (Disclaimer: I have not been there for at last 4 years)

Here is one more, you know this one.

>>46

Nice. I always wanted to go to the British Isles. Specifically Ireland and Scotland, myself being a mix of both. Freeeedoommm!!!

>>43

Ok, where would you look for cracky?

>>42
now you're thinking with patterns :P
>>43
faggot? so you agree there was some manipulation going on? i tought it was just a troll or something.
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ah i see, never saw such a thing here anyway, euh maybe when i think of it i once saw a group of goths once in a park, but they didn't really look like a bunch of likeminded ppl going to the same place to talk, more like they set up a meeting before on the internet.

>>47
England has a lot of beauty, but often you have to look around. It's the same for entertainment in the cities, you probably need to take someone who knows where the good stuff is.

>>48
Haven't been to Oxford in a long time, and never stayed long enough to figure out where everyone hangs out... I know the kinds of places, but I'm doubting Cracky is the type of kid to hang around like that anyway.

>>49
As far as I could tell it was only a (poor) troll.

I'm curious, there is no congregation of youth in public places where you are?

>>50

From the little we know that would also be my assumption.

In america you dont just meet casually outside.

>>52
It would probably be easier to find people who know her at those kinds of places.

Also, how long have I just gone without posting an image?

>>51
nope, and strangers suddenly talking to a group of friends is considered 'weird' (i think that sucks, i like new ppl)
The only places i see students in the open are
park
by the water
in front of cinema
in pub
all of them with friends-only, offcourse
maybe if i buy a skateboard and go to the local ramp, they wouldn't look weird when i start talking to them.

>>53
Really? In England, you would simply know a whole load of the people that would hang around a certain place ("Hey, is Stig around?"), so you're always with other likeminded people. It's difficult to get into those kinds of groups, but it can pay off (it's fairly like image boards reputation wise).

If you dress appropriately it's fairly easy to just turn up at certain places, and end up at parties within the hour.

Not all of the common subsets of teens have these kinds of arrangements, but certainly the kind of groups that one would expect Cracky Chan to belong to (or her friends) would.

>>53

Not where I'm from. In a small town, there's a lot less subsets. There's the wealthy kids, and the poor kids. That's about it, and even some of the wealthy kids mix with the more poor.

These days though, there's hardly any kids congregating around the town. Maybe to do with today's technology and all.

>>57
Wealthy and poor never really used to affect much, I was most definitely on the poor end, but was always at the rich kid's parties.

The current Emo/Scene trend doesn't seem to be helping of course (again, more allusions to imageboards, gaiafags etc.).

I guess it's different in a small town (although I know a few up North that are fairly similar to where I am, I also know some that are not).

>>56

Wut? It is difficult to get into imageboards?

>>59
No, just difficult to be taken seriously, or trusted. If you do it wrong, you're just as likely to be told to fuck off as on an image board.

>>60

Oh yes, like posting anonymous.

>>60
hm, i tought that imageboards encourage anonymous posting?
and they are pretty rare to

>>62
Depends what you want to achieve, but I'm gonna leave the comparison there anyway...

I love this toy. Did you know it is possible to locate her house from aerial images? It is very hard though.

>>62

Don't play dumbasses. If you've been to enough, you'll see there definitely are people in them that are very wary of newfags. Especially if you troll or don't get the in-jokes.

>>64

>>65

Liek /b/?

>>67
The /b/ boards are usually the worst, yes.

>>63
achieve? nothing really, just being critical, some teachers said we must (wait, what? :D)
on pretty rare: maybe i was hoping for you to post some less known imageboard, so i could see if i like one of them? :P
>>64
euh? compare trees and stuff you see from outside her window?
is that the field from the 'my house' pic?

>>66

Lol, so you have tried hard and failed? Or did you see through my ploy to make you spend hours on google maps? ;)

I still do believe it is possible though. But not the way it has been tried.

>>70

Just put her address in Google maps, and tada!

>>71

>>71

Yes. that pretty much works as well. It is only half as much fun though.

>>70
No, seen through ploy (apart from having seen said "ploy" a million times before)

>>69
As for imageboards... idk, google? Aside from the chans there's not a whole lot worth seeing (unless you're the type that would be impressed by gaiafaggotry).

>>71
Well, duh...

>>74

Imageboards are made of FAIL and AIDS.

>>74

Still, consider that not all of the places where she took photos outside have been identified. Some may very well be close to her house.

>>76
So I will, but I will also recognise that trying to identify these by scanning through millions of 2d birds-eye-view images (which is essentially all that GoogleEarth/maps is) in order to identify these places is most likely futile.

>>71
/r/ adress?
and more :P
then i could rest in peace
but i will still come here for whatever reasons i am coming here now

>>77
How do I fucked sentence?

>>78
'hem...

>>78

Haha, I can confirm that. You are still going to return. And getting more information will only drive you deeper into "the game" and will make you waste more hours with google.

>>80
i don't think so.
i've gotten all info about a couple of ppl before, then i just stop and hope i meet them again sometime. Maybe 2 times a year i google stuff again to see if they haven't created more.
Like "the way to the inn is more rewarding then the inn itself" (ough translating proverbs you barely remember yourself sucks)
Also i don't come and post here for a couple of 'rare' pics that might get released and so on.

>>81
Ya know, I do often wonder how much of that is anti-stalker propaganda. I'm not exactly planning on finding out, but I'm afraid it only makes me more curious as to the whole business.

>>81

This one is different. Besides, the whole deal has been pretty much described somewhere else on this board. Actually not much has been found out about her, but rather her mother.

"The path is the destination"

>>85
Morosophy FTW! Moran

>>86

Please use real words.

>>85 euh yes thats what i meant in >>81
>>86 lol wut?

>>87
Morosophy is a real, but disused word, the meaning should be relatively clear.
Moran is a corruption of " M O R O N "

>>50
WoW, etc.

>>90
Naturally unproductive.
I fail at having WoW.

>>91

Quick lurkar!

I guess your whole plan is falling apart suddenly. That is what I have been trying to say.

>>92
Plan, what plan? shifty eye movements There is no plan here.

>>93

Your mind game.

>>94
Mind games... what are this game minding of which you schrief.

>>95

Inventing words again. Or are you dutch?

>>96
No, English (I'm pretty sure that's obvious by now, so I'll let that slip).

Also <name> schrief:
is a popular form of quoting on several sets of forums.

>>97

Initially I thought it was yiddish, but then google returned lots of dutch results.

>>98
Enjoy your futile search.

http://phrontistery.info/wisdom.html
Morosophy... yup

>>100

ONE HOUR!

And then you did not understand the reason for >>85, >>86 did

>>101

>>86 was supposed to be >>88

>>101 nm
>>102 and nm again
There was one more step.

on topic again

>>104
Well, small blessings.

>>103
Che Guevera?

>>106
Well, it was a poor attempt, but yes... essentially.

I approve of this moar and moar. I'm not sure whether I should fap to it, or frame it and burn candles in front of it?

Maybe both. Masturbatory blasphemous waxplay ftw

>>108
Considering taking requests... facepics only mind.

>>109
heres a request... rabbit ducttaped up, beaten, and in a ditch on the side of the road where she belongs. get this fucking heresy shit off /cracky/. and i hate that picture of me, what the hell am i even looking at?

>>110
Hehe, none of the pictures are of just you, all contain plenty of cracky.

Yes, the heresy was the original idea.

I'll agree to rabbit chan belonging in this situation, but I don't think I have skillz to draw it, sorry.

Commencing 500 "hail cracky"s

And if you're seriously bothered I'll stop making them with you in it.

>>111
just saying you picked a ripe shit picture to splice in there.

ok, so i lulz'd a bit and i type nasty for more lulz, but really your time is better spent making some actual art to offer our sky squeen, instead of buck toothed abominations.

>>110

lol, ohwow. Did we have a good trip?

>>113
amaaaaazing time with no internet

>>114

That is impossible! You must be sarcastic or lieing!

>>115
really i may give up this internet thing and just go on moar roadtrips.

>>112
Glad to be perpetuating the lulz and phail.

I would be making beautiful cracky chan art if I was actually good at it. As it is, so far I have failed to make things look (much) like cracky and I don't consider any of it worthy for my offering (I didn't even save a load of the stuff I tried).

Ironically I hate most of these pictures for the abomination they show (although >>2 is nice if I distance it from the whole cracky thing).

Picture choice was based on your pose. I too would have preferred to use some of your other pics if I could (though I like the one I used too)... again, skills are lacking.

Hi, welcome back indeed. Incidentally if you think the shoop source is a bad photo of you I'd like to see the good ones.

>>117

Are you using that website that can also be used to make nigracracky? I used it once but can not find it anymore. Please tell.

>>119
No, I can assure you it's just science doing what it does best (oh, what has it done).

>>116

Road trips are great..

Oh wait. No! Consider the bad wheather and so on.

>>120

So what is science doing?

>>122
Currently? lurking, chatting on aim... drinking cognac.

>>123

Drinking, yeah I believe that.

>>117
Don't put yourself down, they're pretty cool. Even the more experimental ones serve as lulzy conversation pieces to perpetuate the great circlejerk of drama.

>>124
Meh. I'm not a lightweight, and I'm drinking casually and slowly right now. I've only posted a couple of times here whilst wasted (I've been drinking way too much recently).

>>118
heres a great one, taken 2 days ago

>>125

New content is always good! I mean: WHERE DO WE GET NEW CONTENT OTHERWISE?

>>125
Yeah, it's been an interesting trip, I think it's over (as Science etc.) for the foreseeable future. Though I will continue to provide any new content I can.

>>127

Dirty TV is dirty.

>>127
lol. Next up on America's most wanted, etc.

>>126

Ok, then you need to lose weight and get drinking under control. Do it for the Sky Queen!

>>132

No. Keep on drinking. And lace that shit with cocaine while you're at it.

>>126

Move to Mainland Europe my friend. The culture surrounding food here is so much more refined than in the United States and Great Britain. No McDonalds, no KFC. Corner store Fish & Chips are out.. There's nothing quite like sitting down to a plate of basmati italiano with potato salad, accompanied a bottle of Chassagne Montrachet. Dunkin Donuts? No thanks, I stick with my chocolate torte with blueberry wine coulis.

I was fortunate enough to live in Bourgogne for a time, and I never saw an obese person for the entire duration of my visit. I hopped on a flight to New York and the sight greeting my arival was quite frankly, disgusting. You could almost smell the sweat from a thousand flabby flesh deposits hanging around, like an unwelcome morning fog.

Fucking disgusting.

>>134
No McDonald's or KFC?

Do you actually live on the face of planet Earth?

>>134
Haha, oh fucking wow.

>>133
This does not end well.

>>137

You of all people should do said deed.

My food habits are pretty good actually, I usually eat healthily: balanced, home cooked and (usually) organic. Fairly traded where I can. However, I'm certainly not beyond take out food etc. and it's a welcome break sometimes.

>>134
?? I'm not fat. I'm underweight.

I think I need to clarify the term "lightweight", which is where I assume you are getting the fat thing from. In England this is used to mean someone who has a low tolerance to alcohol, and will become drunk very quickly. Usually I have to concentrate my efforts over a whole night, mixing drinks (on an empty stomach works best) to get properly drunk.

>>133
Coccaine is not my drug of choice. When I take drugs it's usually either amphetamines or barbiturates, I don't do it often, and I refuse to pay for drugs.

>>138
I lol'd

>>139

Dou you really have friends in real life?

I only use organic, fair trade cocaine

>>141
Oh jesus, one of those questions where any attempt to answer will result only in faggotry.

Yes, I have friends, otherwise I wouldn't bother with the amphetamines.

>>143

Do you really answer every single question? No answer will be counted as a yes.

>>144
Too used to everyone being immature fucks, sorry. In my experience, no answer can be worse sometimes.

>>143

Since when are amphetamines recreational drugs?

>>146
Think club speed not shooting up the shards

>>138
used to be a favorite of mine. Whiskey cut with cocaine and water.

>>147
Yes, club speed.