What more do you want? I've been away for a while

Yes, somebody do something. Anything. I command drama from the circlejerk now.

ITT: Drama we'd like to see. I'll start.

I'd like to see cracky pics/memorabilia for sale on the internet. That should start a shitstorm of lulz.

Someone leak some of WB's personal info. Good for his gigantic ego, good for drama.

>>4

Yeah. It's fucking high time we ruin that smug bastard. I mean, who in their right mind would fucking berate Anonymous?

ITT the same two namefags whine like the bitches they are instead of posting new content.

Fuck it Skyqueen is way overdue for an update. Let me spark one and then you tell me what you want for the future of Order of the SkyQueen

>>6
Are you responsible for that?

>>7
http://www.skyqueen.cc/

>>8
I am aware of the URL, I just wanted to know if you wrote it.

>>9

Then why don't you look at the site.

>>9
But I don't want to go amongst mad people.

I hate you all so much.
<-lawl

Have a helping of crackytoes.

Pic related.

>>14

I'm calling bullshit unless you provide a source.

>>12
Is this re: >>4? I'm going to assume this is WB? WB, you have crazy hair, dude. But fix your eyebrows.

>>16
whut
crazy hair?

Stalkers are people who have basic Google skills and show them by pasting juicy links and funny web-fodder about people. Information used by stalkers is invariably information easily found on the Internets, often posted by the stalkee herself.

This question has been analyzed by e-Psychiatrists for generations. Stalkees are usually female attention whores who are filled with unwarranted self-importance. They usually exhibit characteristics of a drama queen. Targets also post ridiculous amounts of private information in public forums, such as on LiveJournal or gurl sites.

If someone is stalking you on the Internets and you want them to stop, you have several options:

1. Acknowledge you have a victim mentality.
2. If you're on LiveJournal, complain to LJ Abuse.
3. Take the stalker to Internet court.

     1. Hire Internet lawyers.
     2. Send stalker to Internet jail. 

4. Get an Internet tough guy to beat the stalker up.
5. Swords to plowshares.
6. make fun of them like this
7. ????
8. PROFIT!

Internet stalking is often belittled by stalking traditionalists as it lacks the personal touch that one can only achieve with IRL stalking. In many states, Internet stalking is not a recognized event in their annual stalking championships, despite continued lobbying by the federal stalking taskforce. Wiki stalking is a recognized sport on wikipedia where the top stalkers gain cash prizes or adminship.

At least a hundred years ago, the term "stalker" actually meant someone hiding in your bushes and following you to the grocery store; now it simply a misnomer referring to those who know how to effectively use the Google search engine. 16 year old girls like to say they have "Internet stalkers" when really it's just someone Googling their name, trying to find n00ds; it is never a legitimate concern.

Stalking is also the act of posting non-private, publicly available information, usualy easily discernible from an LJ page. Such an act usually warrants the leveling of a stalking charge. There is a statistically-proven 99.9% chance that a person talking about stalking or being stalked is simply an attention whore.

>>18, >>19, >>20, >>21, >>22:
This man is a doctor, trust every word he says.

(This may be a thin rationalization masked as cranky farce but it still made me snicker.)

>>14
I would rather be worried about what is behind her feet.

>>22
Things may be different if said information is 5 years old and can not be purged from the web.

>>25
Disregard that. It is not impossible, but somebody may indeed like attention.

>>23
#

you say it man you say it ^^

i snicker whit you LOL

>>15
Room corresponds at least, but you probably knew that.

>>27
Whilst perusing your contribution I noticed a stray octalthorp. I entreat you, please forgo any rehashing in your future addenda.

>>28
blerch.. any Cracky fan would have found instant proof. All this photoshopping is just adding creepiness.

>>14
Those are nauseous. Feet are generally foul but those are hard to look at for numerous reason. My logic:

• Those nails are crudely cut and dirty.
• Who can't cut their nails in a straight line?
• Victims of cerebral palsy, that's who.

I rest my case.

>>31

>>32
GAH! Bleugh!
/cough /splutter
/baww
Hruuuuughuck...
/jitter
Fuck! Shit! Guuuuh...

>>33
Not sure?

>>34
'bout what, sah?

>>35
Don't you like Cracky?

>>36
I plead the fifth dimension...or whatever.

>>37
What?

>>38
I shall not be compelled "to be a witness against [myself]".

>>32
What does this picture make you think of? Is it evocative of anything?

>>40

It says, "Hey I'm fucked up but I tone down my fuckeduppery by smoking cigarettes instead of explicitly smoking meat poles."

>>41
That's not quite what I was looking for, but I have dutifully written it down all the same.