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58247 No.1   [Reply]

Salvaged from SoM before cleansing fire.

MasterD said:

I hit it
Where now she this "Rabbit"?
If not teeth, she fit in my pooper

Then I said:

Almost a serendipitous ESL haiku.
Here's mine:
Whiy i hard fail much?
she in my so cute an sweet
but english be waht?

(Image courtesy of google)

>> No.2  

linear political scales are insane.

>> No.3  

>>2
Post some ESL haiku

>> No.4  

>>3
huh?

>> No.5  

>>4
Post some haiku as written by people who speak English as a second language (poorly). Or perhaps use the illiterate drivel of your average web denizen. Or hell, write one in leet. All that matters is: HAIKU.

>> No.6  

Cat ear hat I own
At Star-bucks store I saw her
Waifu are mine. Mine!

>> No.7  

>>6
I name thee furfag
For you own a "cat ear hat"
Yiff in hell furfag

>> No.8  

>>7
i misread that as "cat eat hat i own"
which is a lot better

>> No.9  

ESL Haiku (no typos):
When does how do what?
I find yesterday inside
But where does that go.

Web Drivel (Mostly Typos):
lol wut fag u wrong!?!!
shaeking fist at sea o piss
u enjoy fresh bag of dicks

>> No.10  

>>7
wut haz u dun!

>> No.11  

>>10
what are you saying?
I thought we had been through this
or were you not there?

>> No.12  

>>11
It was a reference to "What has science done."

Another haiku for anons:
"When bladder full," says
Wise sage, "Piss in golden sea.
But don't, on fire, pee."

>> No.13  

>>6
Hey Moore comma Les
Less is More unless penis
Then Moore is much less

>> No.14  

>>13
Less than more penis...
Does poor Moore, a choad, posess??
Any less is vagoo.

>> No.15  

>>14
Con-darky u b?
OMG U R LIA
Aim me SnapingA

>> No.16  

>>15
That haiku is so authentically bad. I wish I could parse some of the words. What is a con-darky? What is a Snapinga?

>> No.17  

>>15
Disregard the asshole. My AIM

>> No.18  

Fron' page o' bounceme:
Et bloats wi' /b/ brand bollucks.
Sage bomb! Moar haiku!

>> No.19  

>>18
I couldn't help but read that with a Scottish accent.

>> No.20  

>>19
Sometimes, when I'm in a hurry, my real accent shows through. No matter how hard I try, I'll never really sound 'normal'.

What lead you to think Scottish and not, say, Irish or something?

>> No.21  

Sheltering trips from trolls
(both gobshite master baiters),
That inverse fort: Fail.

>> No.22  

>>20
I'm familiar with the poetry of Robbie Burns, I read that w/ Scottish accent after pre-processing the first line subconciously.

If anyone's seen Burns written down, it should be readily recognisable as Scottish.

>> No.23  

>>22
You clearly are a CS geek.

>> No.24  

>>23
As previously admitted, yes, yes I am.

>> No.25  

>>20
I tried an Irish accent, but the 'r' sound didn't come out prolonged enough. I didn't even bother trying a Welsh accent, and no British accent sounds like that.

Scottish people seem to cut parts of words off a lot. Although saying that, you could then jump to something like a Jamaican accent.

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>>25
Ja' mon, ya cood say dat.

Eh, I have no idea how East Indian people speak. I'm pretty sure they say 'mon' and 'brudda' a lot.

(I wanted a pic of a Hedley from In Living Color, but failed to find one)

>> No.27  

>>26
Cardinal directions FTL.
I meant West Indies. Oh well.


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