Despite my best efforts, I have been lured (and goaded by a gleeful Lunar) into a challenge of trollery leveled at all anons. The rules are simple:

• I think you're stupid. Prove me wrong.
• I think you're all tripfags too ashamed to admit to what you're saying. Prove me wrong.
• I think you're all illiterate, unwashed and too lazy to get an education. Prove me wrong.
• Extra credit for clever image posts.

For the purpose of this 100+ mire of posts, I will suspend all criticism of grammar (and suspend my vague attempts at using it). However, if I can't tell what you're saying, you're doing it wrong.

I apologize in advance, I had sincerely hoped to avoid sparking flamewars and feeding the trolls, but its siren call is too alluring.