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Why does functioning normally preclude me from having an excuse for being a cunt? Where is 'functioning normally' defined as 'unprepared for a probable outcome'? You're still way off with the logos thing.
'Bag of dicks' is a fairly tried and true insult, but relatively tame. Shitface is so old it has harmless connotations at this point. Try diversifying and being creative.
Inhale a quart of cocks.
Gag on a sack of balls.
Eat a pound of pubes.
Remember: flaming is more than having an embolism from stress. It's also about forging new memes in the fires of futile passion!