>>4
Then why did you say "Oh wow"? 'wow' implies awe, awe implies something of surprising scope.

>>5
Sorry sir, name calling is in Section Two: Pathos. Section One is 'logos', so stun me with your intellect.

As for "am a cunt":

• From wiktionary: "The female genitalia, especially the vulva."
• Female genitalia lacks the fine manipulation to work a keyboard. Ergo, I can't be a cunt.
• That's logic, now fuck off.

Thanks for playing, stick around for Section Two.