My 30 rogue's pretty short on purps.

>>3
then the skyqueen will forever shun you.

until you can get her some purps.

Phase 3) Destroy your life by spending 90+ days of game time to level your characters to 70.

Then buy a character on Ebay. o_O

>>6
I got a 70 lock on an RPPVP server. That count?

>>2

NICE chain! Opal?

Which RP server? Character name?

>>9
Ruh roh. She's not actually for sale. All my other chars are on the same account. I had actually meant to link to >>1 not >>6, but I'm slow.

>>9
do research, its not hard and much time consuming then leveling your wow char.

Mortimer,
please contact me, email or aim is k.
Thx.

>>11
I still don't understand this post, and I've been trying for quite a while.

>>13
between 'much' and 'time' there should be a 'less'.
1 word gets ommited and you crash? lol gg

>>14
I suppose I didn't understand what 'do research' meant in regards to a question about the name of my warlock. How does one research that? Does it really take more time than grinding a lock to 70? Help out, I'm clearly slow.

>>15
look at >>9
as you can see, >>9 clearly isn't pointing to your reply, so i get the impression that it is a question to op.
But your idea could be possible to, yet unlikely.

>>16
How does rolling a character on an RP server, who happens to be well geared, result in sex with Cracky?

It's not like girls play video games, or are somehow impressed by your prowess at wasting life.

>>17
I guess the real question is: Why are you wasting your life with WoW?

>>18
To answer your question with anther question:
Why are you wasting your life on Cracky?

At least WoW has barrenz chat.

Who's to say what wasting our life is? Is it having a real girlfriend so we can have fun? Can we not have fun here? To reproduce? Who's to say reproduction is what we should do for everyone? The population's already on the verge of limited return. Is it so we can exchange information? Are we not exchanging information here? Life is all about information exchange, whether it's direct communication or exchanging of dna code, ie, mating. Until you fucks tell us the purpose of why we're here, then what we call "wasting our lives" is anyone's guess. Best thing I can think of is do wtf you want.

This really is a waste of time, and WoW licks dongs.

>>20
Drugs?

>>19
Too easy, you where so good in the beginning. What happened to you?

>>23
WERE

>>22

Nah, even drugs have a good purpose. There has to be some things in which we call "bad" or so others do. If there were nothing which gave us challenge in life, what would be the purpose to life? What would there be to overcome? No "bad" guys in life? No "bad" guys in video games? Then what is there to do? Exploration is going beyond our limits and pushing the boundaries. That's what life is. I don't believe there is a thing called "waste". Every minute, no matter what you do, counts. You learn from it. We all learn from the "bad" things in life or the so-called "bad" people.

But in reality, there is no waste, "bad" people, or "bad" things. There are just challenges just as they have challenges. I...you....it.....When you grow up, life is not so black and white anymore.

>>25
I did not say that drugs are bad. The utterance of the word "Drugs?" did merely insinuate that you are potentially under the influence of mind numbing substances. That I derived from your incoherent ramblings.

>>26

It's incoherent if you're like 8 years old.

Phase 1) Buy a prepaid cellphone, post to Oxford.
Phase 2) Call cellphone.
Phase 3) ...
PHASE 4) PHONE SEX WITH CRACKY.

>>20
I enjoyed this post because almost everything about it is wrong.

For example:
"The population is on the point of limited returns."
That either implies that sex produces fewer babies or that we are about to reach the point where the marginal utility of each new unit of population is lower than than the previous. Unfortunately it's easier than ever to have a baby and the utility of adding new people to the global population is way past the point of limited returns.

"Is it having a real girlfriend so we can have fun?"
Once again you seem to have fundamentally missed the principle of the thing. Sex may be fun, but sex is not why you have a girlfriend. Why do humans breed for life? Safety. Not fun.

"Who's to say reproduction is what we should do for everyone?"
I was not aware reproduction was 'done' for someone. Do they not normally 'do it' themselves?

>>22
I tried to find individual statements to mock in this one. But I could find no one sentence that represented the 'fail' adequately.

Ta ta!

>>29 (re >>22) I am pretty good, like that.

Thank you for returning to your old ways. I already thought you had lost it.

Gentlemen, trolling is war, and you just met the Harry Truman of sustainable, zero-impact veganism. >>29 is going to drop a V-bomb and your pathetic attempts to try and counter will go up in an eco-friendly, smokeless pyre fueled by organically ruined dreams.

>>31
Oh lawd, I got that spam too. I love those wacky word generators. What will the Chinese think of next?

>>29

Get a fucking clue. You seem to always have trouble seeing what other people are talking about or know. Grow a few more brain cells and you would start understanding.

>>33
Sorry, I'm busy today. Please create a post with a link to your previous post. You do not need to include an image.

Include a short bulleted list like this:

• In this list mock your feeble grade school comeback.
• Explain that you're actually a man who enjoys sex with other men, post any details pertaining to pain in anal region.
• Finish the list with a statement that shouldn't be in a list.
• You /bawwing dunce.

(Within parentheses include a hastily thought up pun or stupid wordplay. I'm counting on you butthurt anon!)

Isn't this picture cute? I think it's cute.

>>34

Yeah, lets make a long post of words attacking words. This will prove how smart I am. In reality, you're fucking clueless.

"I'm going to keep on working on pi and prove how smart I am. I'll get to the end."

And in reality, he's just some clueless fucktard trying to prove his idiotic self because he's too fucking clueless to get the big picture.

>>36

And this is relevant because _________?

Newsflash, dickstump: we never make sense in Bounceme. Ever.

>>35
awwww

>>37
BAAAWWWW

>>39

perfect example

>>40
BAAAWWW2

me on the background

>>42
Sorry forgot my trip.

>>42
speaking of such, my gf broke up with me after 7 days bcs she tought she was going to hurt me later.. she has no idea..
i didn't like her looks anyway, but i didn't care, since girls with a personality i like seem to be extremely rare in the wild.
pic related, since it hung in her room, in postcard format, lol tiny.

>>44

My last girlfriend consisted of pixels and codes but that didn't stop me from loving her completely. Sometimes, I go out to the mall or the park and bring along my modded PSP so I can be with her 24/7. She told me one day how she appreciated being shown the ways of RL people, and that she told me she will never leave me. But guess what... you're goddamn right. She left me for a stupid blank disc. No calls, no goodbyes, no nothing.

What am I trying to say exactly? I don't really know. Sometimes my fingers have a life of their own.

>>45
i liek your fingers

>>44

>>45
I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to watch Azumanga Daioh about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode. Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Osaka every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Osaka. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Osaka. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Osaka everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Osaka dolls. Osaka is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Osaka. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an obsessive board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison.

>>48

Things you'll need: plenty of hallucinogens, one long ass trip from Jacksonville to Portland, lots of interstate hookers, a laminated picture of your waifu in a nigh-indestructible plastic cover not unlike those you see in comic book stores, me, KingSchwill (because he needs to get fucked too), anybody who's up for an On The Road/Fear and Loathing type of adventure, a Riviera - possibly one that's modified to be a hatchback, you know, for all our luggage. Am I missing out on something?

Oh, and Hall and Oates albums.

>>48

Stop fapping to cartoons. And this is not a place asking for advice on how to be normal.

>>49
That is KingSchwill

or was way back when it was first posted.

>>49
This ranks right up there with Burning Man Cracky Fight Club.

Who is driving?

>>49
This ranks right up there with Burning Man Cracky Fight Club.

Who is driving?

Who ever is driving I am about two hours from Portland and I got enough space to do up a party nicely. Get your shit into order and when you near the end of your trip, get in touch with me. I'll throw a whole hog in the fire pit. Maybe get a keg or two.

>>54

If you guys are really serious with my proposal, I know a guy in University of Texas who packs a mighty big plethora of drugs and connections for some gigolo work - in case that we might run out of money. But the car part is tricky because I can't get hold of anybody whose car I can possibly pilfer, to put it mildly.

>>55
I laughed so hard at 'gigolo work'.

Who would pay to fuck a car full of pasty, sexually-repressed balls of fat?

300 pound gay men in their late forties, in case you're wondering. They can generally be found in or around truck stops (if you need some gas money).

(But seriously, what the hell. Gigolo work? Quit watching Rob Schneider movies.)

>>56

I did one job once - a real old Southern belle, and I emphasize on the old.

Not fat here, though. Just so goddamn Euro sexy.

>>55
I aint up for any traveling but I always slaughter the fatted calf for guests.

>>57
Yeah...and I'm Idi Amin.

>>59
That's me, you cunt.

YES, I KNOW I'M DEAD.

>>60
I love you. Have my babies.

>>59

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