I don't think so.

>>1
I am inclined to believe this man. Here is my personal preparation.

How To Prepare Cracky:

Ingredients:
1 cup olive oil
1 stick butter
Hemp twine
Somethings to stuff her with

Instructions:

• Gently remove Cracky's wrappings
• Carefully wash all of Cracky's openings and cavities
• Smear butter under Cracky's breast skin
• Smear more butter between Cracky's thighs
• Massage oil all over Cracky
• Stuff Cracky until she's completely full
• Sew Cracky shut.
• Bind Cracky's thighs
• Cover Cracky in foil
• Bake Cracky at 350F for about 2000 minutes.
• When you insert a probe into the deepest, thickest parts of Cracky it should read at least 160.
• Baste only if it please you.

If you do it right Cracky will always come out better than turkey. Bon Apetit!

(...and I've made myself ill, huzzah!)

I am thankful for the Heart attack my Turducken will give me, and the day I can join the Sky Queen.

># Gently remove Cracky's wrappings
># Carefully wash all of Cracky's openings and cavities

I'd be happy after that.

>>5
I took a few pictures with a scavenged camera, I'll post them later. I hope they're not terrible.

>>6

...

>>7
?

>>8

I believe he or she - dear god, let's hope so - is patiently expressing her wait for the said pictures.

>>9
Why do you want pictures of my dinner so badly? And since when did ellipsis indicate waiting patiently.

>>10

>Why do you want pictures of my dinner so badly?

Because I didn't have any dinner.

>>10

Since I said so.

>>11
I will mail you an aid packages.

(more like an AIDS package, amirite?)

>>13
I'd settle for either.

>>10

>>since when did ellipsis indicate waiting patiently.

I believe that you missed a question mark.

Ellipsis' are often used to indicate the passage of time. As such it is reasonable to assume that, when posted alone, that the entire point of the posting is "Time is passing, yet I'm still here and attentive."

>>15
Naw.