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Your deep seated mistrust of the Finns is rather alarming. It does perfectly explain your complaint that all things cracky seem to lack lustre. How can you love the ginger herself, when she's a half-Finnish ginger.
Note the ginger hair and deviant Finnish smile on Cracky's mothers face.
(pictured: her weedy father, Dr. Cracky, on the left. On the right, the voluminous Mrs. Cracky née Halonen)