>>4
You fap because you were abused? How delightfully odd and oddly delightful.
>>5
Yes. Lemme see if I can interpret these:
- If depressed by sudden nudity, consult a nurse immediately.
- A furry in the wild is better than a furry in the sack?
- If you fuck pie, it will become a pillow
- If attacked by Cracky - play dead, she will confuse you for her young.
- The Cracky crest: A eunuch presenting on a field of azure.
(legs don't bed those ways!)