>>4
You fap because you were abused? How delightfully odd and oddly delightful.

>>5
Yes. Lemme see if I can interpret these:

• If depressed by sudden nudity, consult a nurse immediately.
• A furry in the wild is better than a furry in the sack?
• If you fuck pie, it will become a pillow
• If attacked by Cracky - play dead, she will confuse you for her young.
• The Cracky crest: A eunuch presenting on a field of azure.

(legs don't bed those ways!)