I think going for cock might be a bit extreme. Instead, you can look for girls who remind you of Cracky, and then you can establish relationships with the ones who are weak-willed enough that you can demand changes of them in their appearance and behavior. Then you can make them as much like Cracky as you can.

Doing this several times would be preferable, as creating a number of SoMs for the rest of us would fulfill your religious obligations.

>>2

But I don't want any girl. I want her.

>>1
Why would cock be a replacement for Cracky? That just makes no sense.

>>3

Then prepare to be unhappy. Seriously, daydreaming about Lia from time to time is all well and good, but obsessing over her (or anyone for that matter) can only hurt you.

Keep Lia in heart and mind, but realize that .71 as a whole is folly, and better yourself as much as you can every day so that if someone special does come along, you are ready for her.

And, just maybe, she'll put red lipstick on her nose. =P

Given the fact that Lia is an isolationist and prefers long distance relationships with minimal physical contact, I have come to the conclusion that she shuns the cock. As such, you should do the same.

Ad victoriam, ad utrumque paratus.

>>6
I love you, have my babies.

>>6

Perhaps it is not that Lia shuns the cock, but that no cock has yet presented itself to her of such quality and righteousness as to deserve her proper attentions. That's what I choose to believe.

>>8
Honor Cracky by attempting to perfect your body and mind. Become the man worthy of the Avatar's love, create things of beauty to offer to the Queen of Heaven. Use your devotions to focus your mind on your tasks. Strive always to improve yourself through discipline. You stand among the chosen, it is your responsibility to show the heathens the truth with your mental, physical, and spiritual strength. Perfection is the province of Cracky alone, the journey for it our offering to Her.

>>8
Must...resist...

...so...hard.

>>10

Funny thats what I imagine Cracky screaming when I read that post

This threads makes a lot of people cringe for reasons you don't want to know. END IT!

>>12
Hehehehehe. I can only hope we're thinking of the same thing.

Must...control...trolling...

...human...decency...at stake.

Hey guys, whats going on in here?

>>14
Portentous ambiguity. Care to throw your hat into the apparently bottomless ring?

>>15
I might but I don't know what those words mean.

>>12
Actually yeah I do want to know. Did something happen?

ITT Everyone heads toward the rainbow

>>8
"For the good of the land..."

>>19

Why do you have this pic at your disposal?

I hate you all so fucking much.

>>20

Why did you bump this thread, fag?

would you go to an abandonned place
to watch how every day, more thorns have replaced the roses
are those spikes growing from my coat?
am i trapped on the inside?
-
my hat is defying gravity
i can't place this butterfly
brb, metamorphosis
said the joker to the thief

>>22

To make you uncomfortable with your newfound sexuality. Hail the 'bow!

ITT: Confused people

dicks

Why is this thread still win?

>>20
I missed your question earlier, I'm slow.

I have this picture at my disposal because I am a homosexual. Does this answer your question?

>>28

gay fag.

>>29
It's not the homosexuality that bothers me. It's those fat thighs and lack of color

>>30
fag with high standards?

>>31
I'm the fag. Someone else has the high standards.

>>32
Not high, just standards.

Any and all standards say that picture is an abomination against human sexuality and that the subject should be exposed to purifying fire.

>>34
/nod

Are we gay yet, Bounceme?

>>12
>>21

I've fruitfully concluded that both of these posts are made by a single Anonymous, and that this certain anonymous has let the cat out of the bag.

Look closely at the cryptic tone of the former, then look at the latter's almost guilty post. I sense that this person has indeed experienced OP's dilemma and through the kind of paranoia and panic so frequently seen in these boards, thought that OP pertained to his situation.

tl;dr

We are who we are; people don't change.

>>1
http://195.242.99.71/proc/kareha.pl/1196571480/

>>37

>>21 was me, >>12 not.

ITT: Cracky makes people turn gay.

>>40
I was gay before it was cool.

"Folks the police are telling me I can avoid jail if anyone can return the markers I was using to fake AIDS spots."

Let's get my dick back on the front page.

>>19
http://195.242.99.71/cracky/kareha.pl/1187580715/20