I think going for cock might be a bit extreme. Instead, you can look for girls who remind you of Cracky, and then you can establish relationships with the ones who are weak-willed enough that you can demand changes of them in their appearance and behavior. Then you can make them as much like Cracky as you can.
Doing this several times would be preferable, as creating a number of SoMs for the rest of us would fulfill your religious obligations.