>>5
You’re all idiots. I just hate and I hate and I hate as you type out verbatim the same spelling mistakes, the same bad grammar, and then slap it in a Something Awful font on a picture of surprised looking kitty cat with the smug satisfaction of Jacques Barzun finally settling upon le mot juste to sum up the cultural impact of Moliere. Stop. Stop.

The other day, someone I knew came up to me on the streets and said, “Oh, hi!” But from the smile on her face, I knew that, deep in the jelly of her brains, she had mnemonically spelled it as “O HAI!” Consequently, I have spent most of the morning scraping that brain jelly in little squidges from underneath my fingernails, which was the unfortunate natural result of pushing my thumbs through her eye sockets.