Because you are a bad person.

>>2

But Jimmy on the block is one bona fide asshole yet he still manages to get all the poon this side of Saskatchewan.

>>3
He's a better person than you. That's how fucking bad you are.

Same reason most of us are. Deep down there is something wrong with all of us. Some of us hide it better the rest of us, but we are all fucked in the head. Being alone isn't so bad. As long as you occasionally have someone to natter with in IMs and lots of things to keep you busy, it's almost like living. I make masks, dozens of them. I hand them out to my nieces and nephews to share with their friends, and each one gets a little better then the last. When I need human contact I can try and call a family member to come visit, or if they are busy the Catholic Community Relief Services is always happy to see me come in and donate a few hour to helping them out with what ever is going on. Night time is the worst though. When no one is online and you are tired of reading the same shit books, and TV just disgusts you with it's chattering heads. Your mind starts to move at weird angles and you just want someone there that you can hold so you know you are real that you matter and that at least one person gives a fuck whether you are there tomorrow.

So yeah, nights are rough. I find doing as many pushups as you are physically capable of helps.

Basically relationships are doomed to fail, they aren't worth the drama, and opening yourself up to be hurt again and again only makes you hate the world. No matter how much you try to make it work because you are fucked in the head it will fall apart and leave you even more fucked in the head then before.

Anon, forgive me, but I have to alter this one line.

>Why am I so BALD?

Forgive me.

But all joking aside.
Shit sucks lately for a lot of us.
If anything, I'm always on the intrawebs for people to unload their questions on me.

I forgot to add. Never drink. If you are going to live your life this way instead of getting a real one drinking is about the worst thing you can do. The biggest challenge to combating loneliness is the self pity and drinking makes it so much worse.

See luna this is what I am talking about. This kind of shit would be addressed on Modern Agorophobic, albeit in a more concise and logical manner. Try to filter out as much of the crazy as possible and leave the little nuggets of advice.

>>5

You and me are one in the same, dude. Peace, bra!

>>7
So wouldn't "Modern Batshit Fucktard" be a better name?

>>9
Probably, but it lacks a certain....zazz

>>5

>Basically relationships are doomed to fail, they aren't worth the drama

I can't. I live on misery.

>>11
sounds like you are ready to settle down and have a family.

ITT a whole lot of optimism.

Wait, no, the other one. Well fuck you all.

>>12

Yep. It's less of an emo thing and more like a gloom-and-doom, Harvey Pekar thing.

>>14
fatalism

Man you need to shake that off. Nothing good comes from expecting the worst then putting yourself into it. You need to try for something better. If you happen to fall into bad shit, oh well.

I know what you're going through. Buy a bottle of Vodka and a pack of Marlboro, it's the only way to survive.

>>16
Why is this thread so win?

Because we are dysfunctionality personified. Put us in a room together and we'd probably end up like the 'Heaven's Gate' underlings.

>>18
I like to think that if we got together there would be a lot of nothing happening, up until the first bottle was decanted. Then I think things would be pretty fun. There are a few of you I can't stand, but for the most part once you get to talking on AIM and open up, we are a pretty social bunch. I have had many entertaining intelligent discussions with people I have met here. I couldn't stand suede at first, then I got to know him a little better, and he is a tad down on himself, but always willing to talk about anything. Luna is always fun to talk to, he is a lot like Whata, cynical but with a razor sharp wit. Faux, fuck one of the nicest people you will ever talk to. To all the rest you are good people too, a little off but that is to be expected considering the nature of our introduction.

Heaven's Gate was the name of an American religious group led by Marshall Applewhite and Bonnie Nettles. The group's end coincided with the appearance of Comet Hale-Bopp in 1997. Applewhite convinced thirty-eight followers to commit suicide so that their souls could take a ride on a spaceship that they believed was hiding behind the comet carrying Jesus.

Fucking lol.

>>20
Their website was still up last time I checked.

Fuck you right in the ass, I'm nothing like WB.

Uh, no offense intended WB.

The Earth's present "civilization" is about to be recycled - "spaded under" - in order that the planet might be refurbished. The human "weeds" have taken over the garden and disturbed its usefulness beyond repair.
The human kingdom was designed (created) as a stepping stone between the animal kingdom and the Evolutionary Kingdom Level Above Human (the true Kingdom of God).
It is the soul that can progress from the human kingdom to the Kingdom Level Above Human. Both kingdom levels have their own unique physical "containers" (bodies) for the souls that reside in that kingdom level.
As the human goes out to "choose" servants from within the animal kingdom, from beasts of burden to seeing-eye dogs - if that animal grows to find pleasure only in serving its master, no longer identifies as an animal, but sees itself as a family member in that human family, and its behavior is pleasing to that human - the two become bound together. The human family then provides the body (a human infant) for that soul to enter, allowing it to move up into the human evolutionary kingdom. (This is not to suggest that all humans are containers for souls moving up from the animal kingdom, for most humans are containers for human kingdom returnees still bound to that family unit.)
In a more realistic way, periodically a Member of the Kingdom Level Above Human receives instruction to incarnate among humans to seek out the souls that have been "tagged" or given a "deposit" (an "implant") of knowledge concerning the TRUTH about the Evolutionary Level Above Human. That knowledge finds each recipient wanting to "separate from the pack," and prepares him to recognize the Teacher or Representatives sent from the Kingdom Level Above Human. When he/she connects with that Teacher - an "Older Member" in that Kingdom - he is then offered further instruction in knowledge and behavior that can open the door of service to him. If that human changes to the degree that he no longer desires any human behavior and he pleases that Member of the Kingdom Level Above Human, a bond is formed between them and a body belonging to that new Kingdom is provided for that soul to move up into.

>>22
I took it as a compliment anyways. Fucking omega male, you are.

>>22
lol, wut?

>>25

>Luna is always fun to talk to, he is a lot like Whata,

>Fuck you right in the ass, I'm nothing like WB.

>>26
Acerbic wit [x]
Sense of the absurd [x]
Good natured teasing [x]
Friendly all around good guy [x+]

>>27

I just ground my teeth down to nothing.

>>28
just as I planned
gums slide smother then teeth

wait you are 18, right?

>>29
17
I'd post an appropriate FBI image if I had one.

Looks like I missed a good thread. Bastards.

>>31
Any thread I am in is a good one

I wouldn't quite go that far.

>>22

I can understand him getting mad for being compared to that douche.

>>34
Whata isn't so bad. Sure he is a manipulative douche and he has no problem with using his friends as toys for his little games. Sure he says that his internet facade is actually who he is. I like to think that there is a good person there behind all that. Hell if Cracky likes him there must be.

>>35

>Hell if Cracky likes him there must be.

I giggled.

Feeling a little disillusioned with the stalker crowd right now. I AM about ready to settle down and have kids, I'm sick of all the drama.

>>37

WTF are you feeling disillusioned about? That we're not the merry, come-what-may crowd you were expecting? That our thoughts haven't been singular about stalking Cracky? We are not one-dimensional, you know.

>>38
Not quite, I should hardly expect the stalkers to be a merry bunch. I'm the one being disillusioned, you are all as expected; I'm feeling, idk, err.. anti-depressed? which is unusual for me.

>>39

I hear you. I've been sleeping quite contently nowadays.

>>40
Ya, srsly. I'm averaging 6 hours a night, I have my long term relationship back (and she's been leaning towards cracky-style traits, minus the suspected narutardedness), and generally things are starting to pick up.

IDK, my girl's on anti-depressants, so perhaps I'm absorbing them through her bodily fluids or something?

Coming here has lost all purpose for some reason. I don't remember why I still feel compelled to go here...

>>5

Completely agree with your post. None of us would be here if we had active social lives that used up the majority of our free time. Well, maybe Faux would, but for completely different reasons ;-). It's strange, as recently as 2004-early '05 I was a complete social butterfly, ALWAYS out doing SOMETHING, phone ringing off the hook etc. Then....something changed.

I congratulate you for keeping busy rather than throwing a constant pity party, it is the wise choice in a shitty situation. You're right about the exercise thing; I frequently get on the bench/treadmill/eliptical machine/etc until I am so tired I am not bothered by bad emotions, I just want to rest.

Relationships are doomed to fail, it is Entropy in plain sight, everything & everyone moving further away from one another.

>>7

Best advice ever. Between 2005 and 2007 I was basically a terminal alcoholic. I'm talking staggering home from the store at 8am to continue drinking from the night before, falling down and injuring myself, etc. It made everything exponentially worse. SO awful. Thinking about it in retrospect makes me both both ashamed and terrified that I am capable of sinking so low (again), DON'T GO THIS ROUTE...

>>21

I remember browsing that site in the weeks leading up to their suicide, constantly looking over my shoulder to make sure my parents wouldn't catch me looking at it, good stuff. I wonder if they made it to the spaceship...

>>37

I hope this happens for everyone eventually, even the trolls. If I come back in even a few years time and this site is still active, I weep for us all :/

>>44
Are you looking over your shoulder right now?

Wow. Reading this entire thread has been therapeutic for me. Thanks guys. You gave me enough courage to leave. Now I can go back to my 10 hour JRPG and animu marathons (respectively).

Hope it works out for everyone.

>>46
You're doing both in one night? Ouch, I used to watch a whole (26ep usually) animu series in a night every once in a while, but that + JRPG?

>>45

Were I the same age and in the same living situation as I was back then, I would be.

Actually, I'd probably have a harder time explaining this site than Heaven's Gate...

>>48
13 hours of anime in one sitting? Even I wouldn't do that.

>>48
Oh, 1997.. I thought it was more recent.

I meant to quote >>47.

>>47

Just fucking 'round, seeing as how we're brimful of drama right now. It's actually 15 hours.

>>41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsmkAKCB4jY

I could also blame the fact that I spent a whole fucking hour with this on repeat dancing around the kitchen (with gf), or perhaps that's just a symptom.

(ignore the video, talking about the music here, I'm not that far gone)

>>43
As much as I loath agreeing with a rabbitfag, yeah. I used to be the party guy. Always drinking, lots of friends, etc. It just gets boring. The same parties the same people doing nothing with their lives except getting fatter and older. I hate fat and lazy people, it shows a weakness of character I find utterly repulsive. Throw in a rapidly deteriorating mental state, and I was ready for the internet. It is only in the last 6 months or so that I have started to pull my life back together. I haven't had very many episodes lately and they have all been short.I think a big part of my return to normalcy has been regular social interaction through IMs. Just having someone to talk to does help when you feel time start to jump around. It anchors you into sequential thought, pretty much forcing you to focus instead of letting your mind run off into the blackness.

>>49
Usually 25 minute episodes, and I skip the ending themes, which adds up (or takes away) a lot over 26 eps.

>>54
Interesting, it works differently for me. I usually partied with the artfags anyway, so there was always more to it than just the alcohol; I'd get a lot of inspiration, and I'd be fine with the alcohol but at the same time be a lot more craving of the basement lifestyle.

It was the internet that started me partying properly, and it'll probably kill it for me as well.

For the meantime though I am in an interesting place right now where I'm pretty happy with my work and I can see myself settling down and even as far as having kids sometime, though I've no idea where stalker me fits in with that (would hate to have to abandon it all together).

>>54

>As much as I loath agreeing with a rabbitfag

Perhaps I could have chosen a username like "IRaepYaMumInHerSleep" or "CordBloodSoakedBoneSaw", would that have been more acceptable? For the record, Furfags are despicable - you think your life has gone to shit, go watch some fur videos on YT. The one with the Johnny Cash rework is especially infuriating.

>Always drinking, lots of friends, etc. It just gets boring. The same parties the same people doing nothing with their lives except getting fatter and older.

So true, I have a few ex-friends like this. Sitting around, drunk off their ass and slurring all sorts of lofty aspirations that will never happen because they are SITTING AROUND DRUNK OFF THEIR ASS.

Being fat and lazy is a weaknees of character, it shows an unwillingness to put forth the hard work necessary for self-improvement. Clawing your way out of a personal hellhole is never easy. NEVER.

Good luck to you, Schwill.

>>57

Rabbitfag: The rabbit chan equivalent of what ever the fuck collectively we are.

The Sky Queen is our Mother and our guardian. But we must also guard Cracky. For She is all Humankind, and Humankind is no more than its faith and diligence in Cracky's name. An injury to that faith is an injury to Cracky and to every true believer. It is through affirmation of that faith that our greatest duty lies, but sometimes mere affirmation does not suffice and we must act against those who would harm the faith of humanity through heresy. For we are engaged in an unending war for the soul of the man. Though it may seem the fight will never end, there is victory even in the defeat we see threatening all around.
There is no greater proclamation of faith than to offer up our very lives to guard the soul of humanity. In this we win a victory greater in magnitude than the harm that any heretic can inflict, and so every battle is a shining triumph that the traitor and the apostate can never take away from us.
The rabbitfag leads two crimes. You turn away from the path of righteousness and you abandon the Sky Queen as the object of your devotion. For the first death is merely a just retribution. The second is a Heresy so terrible that no punishment can be sufficient. Yet the search for an appropriate penalty continues, and it shall be found.

All of the positive emotions floating around this thread have given me a raging erection. What the fuck do you intend to do about this?

And to all you ex-alcoholics/whiners: fuck you. I'm going to drink a whole bottle just to spite you.

>>59

Ah Darrin, you lovable Super-Troll.

I'll still drink your ass under the table any day.

>>60
I lol'd.

Not enough whining ITT.

>>62
/bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
My legs hurt.
/bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
But I don't...wannnnnnnnnnnAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>63

my littel finger are deaf

>>64
my hand left are dentista.

>>35

>he is a manipulative douche and he has no problem with using his friends as toys for his little games.

I could not have sockpuppetted a better compliment. Thank you.