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Anonymous 07/12/23(Sun)20:26 No.1 [Reply]

This is one of the under-rated ones. In this one, she almost has that look like she's about ready to scrap. Like she's ready to pounce on you. It's all kinds of sexy!
Call me a pedo, I don't give a shit. But she could easily pass for at least lower 20's in most of her pics. Just do a google search for "25 year old girl" and you can you honestly tell me she doesn't look as mature as those girls in an average google search? http://tinyurl.com/2zubgg
The thing that gets me is, people think there's a broad line there. Like the day a girl is 17 years and 355 days old and you find her hot, you're a pedo, but a day goes by and you're not. Or you see a pic of a woman who could pass for early 20's and you find her hot but putting that number on her of 17 or whatever, you're all of a sudden a pedo. At least Britfags realize there's a broader line there.
Don't get me wrong, the baby fuckers should be locked up but a guy in his 20's such as myself finding a girl hot who looks at least 20 is not imho, a pedo. Ok, rant done.

>>	Anonymous 07/12/23(Sun)20:40 No.2 File: 1198442430158.jpg -(151645 B, 680x1024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. this = you

Anonymous 07/12/23(Sun)21:46 No.3

>>2
Shit! Contrary to what you'd like to believe, I'm fucking hot. If I actually went out and tried to get a girl, it'd be no problem. But god damnit, I just can't bring myself to do it anymore. And having someone in which I had to commit usually seemed more burden than pleasure. I'm a motherfucking free spirit, man!

>>	Anonymous 07/12/23(Sun)21:53 No.4 File: 1198446831051.jpg -(57360 B, 373x457) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. OP here: pic related (it's me). Also, cocks (and my sucking thereof).

Anonymous 07/12/23(Sun)22:46 No.5

>>4
>>4
Wrong. That guy's a 2 compared to me. I am much better looking than him and more ripped due to the kind of work I do. I fight guys like that for pre-warmup matches while I'm reading the morning email on my laptop.
Also, I don't suck cocks. I suck titties. The last titties I sucked, he told me I was the best titty sucker ever.

>>	Anonymous 07/12/23(Sun)22:47 No.6 >>5 she told me.

Anonymous 07/12/23(Sun)23:19 No.7

>>6
Hahahahaaaaa
but wow, you must be cooler than Mr Cool Ice, maybe even cooler than Vanilla Ice or mc Hammer.
Imagine meeting someone as cool as you over the internet. I mean what are the odds ?
Maybe you are like some sort of firefighter against global warming, that would be awesome.
Maybe the internet really is full of cool guys and hot girls. Who would have thought so ?

>>	Anonymous 07/12/23(Sun)23:59 No.8 >>1 >>3 >>5 >>6 Cancer

Anonymous 07/12/24(Mon)00:08 No.9

>>7
Shit, they got nothing on me. There's only a few guys as cool as me on the internet. One is Mr T, another is Chuck Norris, and then there's that Bubba guy that says, "the whistle go whooo whooo!. But shit, other than those guys, nobody can touch me.
I build houses for a living. Shit, I can drive a 16 penny nail in one swing with my motherfucking Estwing. I got arms like Popeye. Girls see me working on a house with my fucking tan, fit body and they cum right there. Much business has been lost cuz of customers whose wives have been caught being fucked by me. Even some of the guys are so turned on by my physique, they hop right in bed with us and I fuck them in the ass too.
You're lucky to have me on this shithole fucking site. If it wasn't for our Lady Lia, I wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this. Hopefully I can stay here long enough for the 4th coming. All I have to do is upload my pic to the site and she's putty in my arms. All I need is just a few seconds and I know she'll be wanting my number. But yeah, ain't nobody here got what I got.

>>	Anonymous 07/12/24(Mon)01:25 No.10 sup LHP

>>	Science 07/12/24(Mon)08:45 No.11 >>6 Deliciously Freudian.

>>	Internet Superstar!5L2eCZyDrE 07/12/24(Mon)11:01 No.12 >>10 Don't mistake me for that fag. I have a name now.

>>	Anonymous 07/12/24(Mon)11:27 No.13 >>12 sup LHP?

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