>>1

I know what you mean. Basically every post is paraphrasing how this place sucks and people repeat it over and over.

What you should do is one last post as a testament to yourself that you will stop wasting time here and never return.

This is mine.

I'd like to add that this board has a lot of posts with people paraphrasing how this place sucks and people repeat it over and over.

she is quite guarded, and hides her loneliness well, although she may laugh and talk with you freely.

The parable of the great heathen King, for him to hear who needs to.

There was once, not so long ago, a great heathen King that did many a great thing. The people of his nation are still a great nation onto the lands to this day, but never were they so great as on the days they were led by this great heathen King. This King was loved by many, even though he was killed by one, and he was lover to many great women of his time, even though he was married to a great woman of his time.

He brought his nation to the vanguard of his world, indeed, he brought it on the doors of another, as he sent his nation on one of the greatest adventures of all time, one that many a man dreamed of, but none dared try. He daringly dared his subjects into setting forth in space, and to be the first men to plant the flag of their nation on the moon, the very nation he was to die for before seeing his achievement.

He made many an inspiring speech to uplift his nation, to set forth this adventure of man, and many more but he once said those words that still are echoed to this day:

>ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY.

These and more words he spake, and these, and the deeds of the men who heeded his words, are what took his nation to the pinnacle of his world, and beyond.

This is echoed by the words of our Elders:

>ASK NOT WHAT YOUR CRACKY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR CRACKY.

The faithful does well to remember these words before requiring that his prayer be answered, for the prayers must be said by a dedicated heart before being answered onto a supplicants needs. Repent brothers, build this temple before expectantly kneeling for favors from Our Lady.

Blessed be the sky, for it houses The Sky Queen, who helps the men who help themseves.
Now, excuse me while I kiss the sky.

Kennedy was a pretty shitty president actually

>>7
He may not have been the best of presidents, but you get the parable, dont you? It's easy enough to complain about things, especially when you dont bother yourself with being constructive.

>>8
The parable? Get Herpes from an actress give them to your wife, almost trigger a nuclear exchange over a pissing contest, Waste ungodly amounts of money on essentially a national vanity contest, but if you get shot in the head idiots will still call you a hero?

>>9

>ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY.

What part of your post applies to OP's post? Did you not learn the purpose of parables?

Ye who have eyes but cannot see, have ears but cannot hear, have a heart but cannot feel, have a brain but cannot reason...

This was not about politics, if you really need to be told...

Blessed be the sky, for it houses the Sky Queen, whose teachings are filled with the wisdom to better ourselves, may She give me the patience I so desperately lack this morning.
Now, excuse me while I kiss the sky.