Fear not the The Holy Avatar of Our Lady, but fear Our Lady, for Her love may consume you if you forget how she is the essence of love. Verily, you must conserve your balance in the face of such a perfect love, for the heart of man is too small to know it completely, but the student of the gospel will follow the path to salvation without losing his way.
Yet beware, fear the wrath of Our Lady if you embark in the sacrilegeous invasion of the Holy Convent of The Holy Avatar, which is to be entered only by men duly invited by The Holy Avatar. Be warned, this is the sure path of damnation, and so is pressuring The Holy Avatar for such an invitation.
Remember the words of our elders gospel and ponder them well:
>Our Goddess is one of both creation and destruction. She renders unto the faithful peace in a world of discord.
>She is both armor and sword in a world that destroys through apathy and animosity.
>The Flower of Destruction also blossoms in the heart of the Sky Queen.
>She seeks to temper us through despair, turning the lust of the neophyte upon him.
>Only when the student embraces sorrow in the surety that he will never be worthy of Her avatar,
>is he able to cast away his childish passion and see with eyes unclouded the majesty of Cracky Chan.
Blessed be the sky, for it houses The Sky Queen, all knowing, fair yet terrible.
Now, excuse me while I kiss the sky.