lawl, it looks as if no one else has anything to brag about either. That or they're having a real Xmas besides sitting home with the curtains closed and surfing the interwebs while eating a frozen turkey dinner while jacking off to midget clown porn. Not that the aforementioned event is how I'm spending my Xmas, but I'm just saying.

I'm at my uncle's house right now. 9 of us here in total, and I have nothing to talk to them about, so it's rather dull.

I got a nice 20" widescreen monitor from my parents, and other assorted gifts from them and other relatives. Pictures later.

I hope we go home soon.

I bought myself a few very expensive gifts.

So far not even a call from anyone, even after spending a few grand of others this year. INCLUDING A FEW OF YOU BOUNCEME FUCKS WHO COULDN'T EVEN BE BUGGERED TO SAY FUCKING THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING THE COMPLETE RUN OF YOTSOBA OR A BUNCH OF MUSICALS AND HORROR MOVIES.

I received word that cracky does indeed know who I am. She just hates me and wants me to do die.

>>4
I said thank you, and I'd phone you if I had more credit.

Some money, and gift certificates to be spent on boxing day, my familly knows better than to try and adress my ridiculously exclusive tastes and needs. Not enough to replace this slow ass old lap-top, but I should be able to score me a bunch of DVDs and at least one good supper in a fine restaurant. Hope all of you have gotten stuff you wanted, or at least could use.

The worst thing other than getting shit for Christmas is being berated by the only family you have about your loveless, companionless rut. Isn't it enough that you, yourself, know that your pathetic let alone someone rubbing it in your face?

If it weren't for Woody Allen's Bananas and this White Widow in front of me, I would have probably choked myself to death.

>>4

I can be your friend.

>>6
Excuse the rage, I have arrived at the nexus point of drunk lonely self-pity. It is pretty fucking disgusting.

I got some new shoes and this really warm sweater.

My brother's actually ordering http://www.hlj.com/product/KNM13491 for me later
(pic related)

And I ordered myself some Gundam Seed Astray R manga.

I got a box with both snacks and socks.

i got an evening with some cool people, 4 film tickets, 90 euros, food and an error: connection closed by foreign host.
>>4
thanks for the latter.

>>11
Oh god, do fucking want.

I got b& on 4chan.

>>14
I found out about this on /m/ back in September.

Been keeping track of it ever since.

Comes with a 1:1 Core Drill.

>>16
I want the Core Drill more than the actual figure.

I got cracky for christmas. No just kidding doods my holiday is as hollow as your's with the exception of my new TV.

Christmas ;_;

>>19

You wait 'til New Year.

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>>1

Some clothes and a couple DVDs. But most importantly, my parents agreed to help pay off massive dental bills (crowns, ugh). Practical things (besides the DVDs).

>>19

So ronery :( Nice monitor, though!

>>21

Probably the one of the best things that could happen to a person. I hate that fxxking place. I only ever went there for the Cracky threads.

>>20
Actually, I might be invited to a party or some other kind of drinking event with a girl from my class and her friends. I don't really want to go though since I don't really know her that well.

>>23
Thanks. It's such an improvement over my old one.

>>24

Go you faggot (Sorry bout that. Habit). Who knows, you might find yourself a girl who is as miserable as you. I did once and I actually almost went all the way with this scene chick. Her name was Mary - oh sweet Mary...

...rambling (while inebriated) on. Just go, Suede.

Apart from those crossed out, this is my college class. Dave is one of my teachers. The circled one is the one who said she'd invite me. I'm the only one in the class without an 'other half'.

>>26

Fuck em all. They want your cock. Why would they invite you otherwise?

Also, a chubby chick is fine too.

>>27

>Fuck em all

I'd rather not.

>They want your cock

I doubt that.

>Why would they invite you otherwise?

To get me drunk and mock me? Just out of courtesy?

>Also, a chubby chick is fine too

I suppose.

>>28

Goddamnit you're such a downer. You've got nothing to lose if you go. Hell you're lucky at all that people invite you over to parties. Bah, I don't know. I'm currently having a party in my head myself.

>>26
What a bunch of faggots.

I got:

• EVGA Nvidia 8800GT SSC w/ ET:QW (ripoff of BF2)
• Aimpoint Comp ML2 for my AR to replace my old
• RIS rail for my AR
• Glock 17 magazine
• 50 rounds 9x19P
• A big box of Thomas Kemper soda

>>29

>Goddamnit you're such a downer.

Yep.

>You've got nothing to lose if you go

I might embarrass myself and end up being on the receiving end of jokes.

>I'm currently having a party in my head myself.

I never have parties in my head. It reminds me how ronery I am.

Rob I swear to god if you don't go to that party and at least try to have a god time I am going to mock you as the only motherfucker more pathetic then me.

Go have a drink feel a fat girl up and have it be kind of awkward later on. Like if you get a real girlfriend and she shows up at you school. and you can just feel the fat girls eye ಠ_ಠ just burning into your back.

>>30

Not for Xmas but I also have the 8800GT with Quake Wars. Decent deal for what I paid but getting it for Xmas would rock, I'm sure. Also can't beat AR parts. I've already got enough AR accessories, no one would think of getting me anymore.

All I got was some Axe body wash set from mom. But I wasn't expecting much as my family isn't really big on celebrating Xmas unless it's for any little ones in the family.

>>32
God damnit MA fix the encoding already.

<3

>>32

>Rob I swear to god if you don't go to that party and at least try to have a god time I am going to mock you as the only motherfucker more pathetic then me.

Okay, I'll go. I doubt I'll have a good time though.

>Go have a drink

Yes.

>feel a fat girl up

No.

>and have it be kind of awkward later on.

It'll probably awkward anyway.

>Like if you get a real girlfriend and she shows up at you school

Yeah, like that's going to happen.

>and you can just feel the fat girls eye ಠ_ಠ just burning into your back.

She's 19 (a year older than me) and has a 16-year-old boyfriend. I doubt she'll be getting the hots for me at all ever.

Unrelated picture is my failure of a computer.

>>36
Oh lawdy, you do not know the meaning of fail computer.

>>26
lol your class consists of dwarfs, you, dave and someone who looks like he's about to put his penis in your armpit?
What about the girl with the leather jacket? Besides that she's ugly, she looks fun?
Or the yellow one, or the one next to circle. Or the black dude and Dave, they look pretty cool to.

>>38
The girl in the leather jacking has a horrible voice and is threatening my position at the top of the maths class.

The one in yellow is cool, and she talks to me occasionally, so that's okay. The one next to the circle is pretty hot, but she's a bit of a delinquent and stays in her own group most of the time.

The black dude is cool, but he laughs at everything he says and keeps arguing his flawed political views with people who don't care. He's 51 years old, and a little bit sexist.

Dave is a great guy but not a very good teacher. We have him for history and sociology.

The circled ones are the 'cool' ones in the class, and the crowd I sort of want to get 'in with'.

Another lady joined the class a couple of weeks after that photograph was taken. She's in her forties I think, but she's really cool. I get on pretty well with her.

And yes, I'm pretty much the tallest in the class, even though I'm only 5'10".

>Another lady joined the class a couple of weeks after that photograph was taken. She's in her forties I think, but she's really cool. I get on pretty well with her.

After sobering up from the recent Cracky expose, I suddenly felt a strong attraction towards mid 30's - late 40's chicks around my area to a point that I can almost always be found eating lunch at the town Chik-Fil-A, macking the congregation of honey sweet Moms and lonely single parents. Some of em ain't half-bad.

>>40

>Some of em ain't half-bad.

This one is.

>>41

Bah! You and your standards.

>>42
My standards are horribly low, but they're still higher than a less-than-average-looking forty-something lady with kids.

>>44
I lol'd.