Rob I swear to god if you don't go to that party and at least try to have a god time I am going to mock you as the only motherfucker more pathetic then me.

Go have a drink feel a fat girl up and have it be kind of awkward later on. Like if you get a real girlfriend and she shows up at you school. and you can just feel the fat girls eye ಠ_ಠ just burning into your back.