thump

counter-flood bump

what

lol wut?

Something about this set always makes me relapse <3 I love you Olivia

Just when you start to think "Oh she's not even that pretty anyway, and her pictures aren't that good from a technical standpoint", BAM! Severe relapse hits you like a ton of bricks and you're posting on bouncememe about how cute she is instead of how much you want to kill her as if it were two years ago.

Such purity, such beauty, such innocence. Such love.

We'd go out to a clearing a few blocks away from her house and lay in a damp pile of dead leaves together. She'd smile and tell me this is her favorite spot because it makes her feel like she isn't drowning in a sea of lifeless concrete and then she'd scoop up a handful of leaves, giggle and playfully throw them at me. I'd laugh and do the same, and we'd stay there as the sun went down, falling asleep next to each other.

>>20
<3

I'd go to her house, a single carnation in my hand (roses, much like William Shatner, are good only for particular things, like marriage proposals and shouting "KHAAAAAAN", otherwise they're just stereotypes), give it to her while sorta blushing, then we'd go to a park, talking about inconsequential stuff, music, books (I'd mention my RAEG!!! for Catcher in the Rye fgsfdssdf,g), then go to a cafe, somewhere outside in the twilight cool, have a tea, a smoke, talk some more about nothing in particular (what happens on bounceme/wish stays there), then I'd walk her home, give her a good-night kiss (on the cheek, nothing cheeky (haha, see what I did there?)), then I'd go home and write some copypasta about my day with her, and make it look like a hypothetical situation, not actual events (DUN DUN DUUUN mindfuck).

>>22

>then I'd go home and write some copypasta about my day with her, and make it look like a hypothetical situation, not actual events

Are you interested in the person or the trophy?

>>23
A day with the person would be a trophy in itself, I'd cherish the moment forever and keep the 'pasta as a sweet reminder.

>>24

Exactly, it's the trophy.

Okay, you do have a point. However, I would only claim one afternoon of her time, while most guys would claim her forever and ever. So my trophy is actually more considerate of her feelings (aside from the whole creepy internet stalking thing)

>>26
The people who would claim her forever and ever love her as a person, not an ideal like you do.

>>27
Are you saying she's not the ideal woman, you filthy heathen?

>>28
No, I'm saying you don't love her, you love the idea of her. They're too very different things, though I wouldn't expect someone with your limited mental capacity to comprehend that.

>>29
NO U

>Are you saying she's not the ideal woman

The person certainly is not. The idea is, by its very definition.

go

Hail her name the Queen of the Sky

Elephants one hundred each field a red nose and since that only one only imperfection can goes

Elephants one hundred each field a red nose and since that only one only imperfection can goes

A hundred

buddhas crossed every conceivable cosmos an absolutely adorable girl with my love and cat ears