I'd go to her house, a single carnation in my hand (roses, much like William Shatner, are good only for particular things, like marriage proposals and shouting "KHAAAAAAN", otherwise they're just stereotypes), give it to her while sorta blushing, then we'd go to a park, talking about inconsequential stuff, music, books (I'd mention my RAEG!!! for Catcher in the Rye fgsfdssdf,g), then go to a cafe, somewhere outside in the twilight cool, have a tea, a smoke, talk some more about nothing in particular (what happens on bounceme/wish stays there), then I'd walk her home, give her a good-night kiss (on the cheek, nothing cheeky (haha, see what I did there?)), then I'd go home and write some copypasta about my day with her, and make it look like a hypothetical situation, not actual events (DUN DUN DUUUN mindfuck).