Rosemary. Heaven restores you in live.

>>2
You're coming with me
Though the aging, the fearing, the strife

Favorite scent: dead niggers

profession: university student/preschool teacher's assistant
age: 19
two years stalking
highest level of education: a semester of uni
hobbies: writing, learning about military history
goals: to not kill myself
current returning nightmare: being unable to walk
favorite scent: warm laundry

Who's this Miss Fields that I've been hearing about lately?

Profession: High End Retail (Former MOS 98C*Korean)

Age: 28 Y/O

Nearly four years stalking

Longest stable relationship: 6 years

Highest level of education: B.S. Organizational Behavior

Hobbies: Electronic Music Production, Reading, Video Games, Ceremonial Magick

Goals: Mid-high end law program in the fall of 2010, better job in the meantime, achieve Knowledge and Conversation of my HGA, break into politics as a black-bag man and eventually be appointed to a public service role without standing for election myself.

Current recuring nightmare: Teeth falling out/People being hurt while I stand by and watch

Favorite scent: Abramellin Oil (Cinnamon, Myyrh, and Calamus)

>>7
Interesting MOS. I always find it disturbingly comforting how often I find cracky fans are alike. Shine on you crazy diamond.

>MOS 98C

Army trained e-stalker?

>>7
Another stalker who is a 28 year-old veteran korean linguist (2673) who enjoys composing electronic music and has political aspirations. Let me kill you and consume your heart so as to increase our chances of a combined success.

Gentlmen, a theory.

The discipline to deal with hurry up and wait has given us the patience to wait out the dry spells, and the detail orientated nature to shift through endless dross and failure on the off chance a clue leads to her.

We are the true face of stalkerdom.

Profession: Profession? None

Age: 16

2 and a bit yearsish stalking (October 2006)

Highest level of education: Secondary school (high school), where I am now

Hobbies: Programming, computers, trying to learn the bass guitar (not much success)

Goals: For future: to hold on to the girl I love and make life good for her and myself together, anything else is a bonus

Current recurring nightmare: Not being recognised by my family. I like nightmares tho, they're interesting and generally are preferable to the more tangible terror of waking up and realising I'm still alive

Favourite scent: Tea, gardenias, play-doh

>>10
That is very, very strange.

Meet me at Burning Man in the giant cat-ear Cracky dome and we'll discuss your cannibalistic proposition. Pi ka ri?

>>11
True. Obsession comes in many flavors; Patience is rarely one of the overtones one can expect, but when it is present I appreciate it greatly.

>>9
9-16 hour shifts in extremely lonely places scanning through radio frequencies that are usually dormant, waiting to catch a hint of a conversation not meant for your ears.

You could say that, yes.

>>13
Indigies?

Yes

Profession: AFSC 1N3

Age: 28 Y/O

Nearly four years stalking

Longest stable relationship: 5 years

Highest level of education: some college

Hobbies: internet

Goals: Delete the internet

Current recurring nightmare: the disembodied voices of small girls talking in my ears

Favorite scent: Aloeswood

>>17
>>12
>>1

Why are you the same?

Profession: STUDent 4L1fe (amidoingitright?)

Age: 21 Y/O

Nearly 2 years stalking

Longest stable relationship: 1 week?

Highest level of education: prof bachelor

Hobbies: internet, music

Goals: live long enough to find computers connected in your brain so you can live in a fantasy world; find a compatible girl; stay a student; try to take other goals more seriously

Current recurring nightmare: slow boring stuff that is annoying to sit through

Favorite scent: Some girl perfume

Profession: Working for Blizzard as WoW GM

Age: 29 Y/O

Nearly 5 years of stalking

Longest stable relationship: 2 months with a beautiful night elf - until I met her in person.

Highest level of education: LVL 80 (7x)

Hobbies: Filling out fake resumes on the internet, pretending to be a WoW GM on the internet.

Goals: Cracky must never quit WoW

Current recurring nightmare: Cracky quits WoW

Favorite scent: New computer smell.

Profession: webdesigner
Age: 25
Bit over an year stalking
Longest stable relationship: N/A
Highest level of education: university (graduated)
Hobbies: reading, writing, CG, Internet, long night drives
Goals: managing position at a creative agency
Current recuring nightmare: being alone
Favorite scent: freesia

>>13
I can't make it out to burning man this year. Perhaps another time.

bump

Talk of new people reminded me of this thread.

profession: boarding school
age: 16
nearly 3 months stalking
longest stable relationship: 7 months
highest level of education: GCSEs
hobbies: broken watches, internet, airsoft,
goals: ???? profit
current recurring nightmare: missing the latest episode of dr.who
favourite scent: ginger girls

>>25

>nearly 3 months stalking

oh you... :3

Profession: unemployed

Age: 18 years and 9 months old

Two years stalking

Longest stable relationship: one month

Highest level of education: High School

Hobbies: speech pathology, singing, painting,

Goals: get female hormone replacement therapy to correct my Hermaphroditism.

Current recurring nightmare: being raped by my father

Favorite scent: Cinnamon

Profession: College student
Age: 20
nearly one year stalking (worthless newfag I know)
Longest stable relationship: 7 months
Highest level of education: some college
Hobbies: poetry, music
Goals: none
Current recuring nightmare: waking up
Favorite scent: jasmine petals

>>26
i know, i am an absolute newfag but i do enjoy cracky.

part of my collection of broken watches

A few years ago She became alive everywhere around me. She kicked my butt a lot and when at last She had completely destroyed me, She covered me in Love. So I helplessly fell in love with her.

Almost one year ago She helped me understand I needed to learn devotion and love and bhakti, so She made me find Her fucking cute and sweet avatar.

Profession: Computer stuff, web programming

Age: 31

Longest stable relationship: 2'5 years

Highest level of education: Masters degree

Hobbies: Magiks/philosophy, role-playing, videogames

Goals: Why, Her, of course.

Current recurring nightmare: I wake up and go to an office and stay there for a lot of hours pretending to work then I go back home. I have it everyday.

Favorite scent: gasoline in a parking

Profession: student/bindery assistant

Age: 20

6 months of "stalking"

Longest stable relationship: 3-4 month

Highest level of education: High School-vocational training

Hobbies: Kaos magicK, Discordianism, comics books, underground subculture

Goals: find the OTHER in me thanks to Cracky... in progress...

Current recurring nightmare: I run from my family, and they pursue me to hunt me down

Favorite scent: wet ground in summer storms

Profession: bored university student

Age: 17

Nearly two years lurking

Longest stable relationship: N/A

Highest level of education: a bit of college

Hobbies: internet, reading, sleep/dreams/lucid dreaming, rifle/pistol shooting, internet, internet, internet

Goals: Get laid, get rich, live the dream

Current recurring nightmare: realizing that I'm dreaming, but failing to take control

Favorite scent: garlic + onions frying

>>12
>>25
two 16 yearolds on this board? not cool.
>>25 GCSEs? I smell britfag

Profession: Daimyo
Age: I have a variety pack of 'fun size' candy bars
Longest stable relationship: 6 earth years
Highest level of education: wikipedia/google
Hobbies: beer
Goals: Time machine or jetpack
Current recurring nightmare: Dog is on the scale, angry. Work calls. I CAN'T WEIGH THE DOG.
Favorite scent: Tuberose. I used to hate it.

Profession: Schizophrenic and part time dealer of internets
Age: 25
Longest stable relationship: 9 Months
Highest level of education: BBC2 Education shows
Hobbies: Reading, Being Elitest over music, Writing
Goals: Get healthy mentally and phyically
Current recurring nightmare: None, i did have an odd dream with a girls face i'm sure i should recognise on some wanted posters
Favorite scent: Cinnamon

Profession: tranny, faggot, dj, n.e.e.t., cult leader in training, seapunk

Age: 19 Y/O

two years stalking

Longest stable relationship: probably about to begin

Highest level of education: religious studies dropout

Hobbies: reading, making mashups, drawing, gaming, collecting rap, rave, and 90s alt rock shit, masturbating, having a terrible sleep schedule.

Goals: nigga fuck that shit

Current recuring nightmare: none, but i usually dream in video game and anime form with impossible usages of modern technology (i.e. a glam rocker with a guitar sword jumps out of a smartphone and tries to kill my friend, chasing them through an ice temple. it turns out this smartphone rock samurai is a familial guardian angel, and before he watches over each family member, he tests their strength, and will eradicate any weak family members unable to defeat him.)
Favorite scent: cannabis

I CAN'T WEIGH THE DOG.

Profession: Postal worker
Age: 30
Stalking: 3
Longest stable relationship: none
Highest level of education: college dropout
Hobbies: yeah right. Reading (sometimes) tv and internet if that counts. (it doesn't)
Goals: a little bit of money - I want to live alone
Current recuring nightmare: my life
Favorite scent: none

Profession: Producer.
Age:45.
Stalking: 2 years.
Longest stable relationship: 4 years.
Highest level of education: Cisco CCNA.
Hobbies: Art, History, Internet.
Goals: To enter politics.
Current recurring nightmare: Running through a hospital, clad in a paper gown, as I am chased by medical staff who want to give me an unwanted brain operation.
Favourite scent: Female bodily fluids, through a haze of ganja smoke...also, frankincense.

>>19
oh shi-
a post i wrote from nearly 3 years ago
a lot has changed

>>40
mfw I'm still around as well and I wrote one of those 2010 posts

Profession: Hikikomori
Age: 20
Seven-odd years of on and off stalking
Highest level of education: One semester of uni, dropped out after breakdown caused by undiagnosed schizoaffective disorder
Hobbies: Reading, Chinese history, Islamic history, tabletop roleplaying games
Goals: Pass 100%, live as female fulltime, go back to school, improve my artistic skills, be a perfect housewife
Current recurring nightmare:God/Gods speaking to me, dreams about my godfather, dreams about the people I've obsessed over
Favorite scent: Miso soup, jasmine tea

>>43
so you were browsing 4chan when you were 13?

13 sounds right for a 4channer

>>1
UPDATE TIME!

Profession: Soon to be part time retiree/RADAR Guru

Age: 30 Y/O feels bad man

Eight years stalking coming up real soon

Longest stable relationship: 7 years, has it been that long? -_-

Highest level of education: some high school

Hobbies: Internet, 40K, trying to ignore hallucinations, looking at pictures of cats on the internet, trying not to kill myself.

Goals: Meet Olivia, live a life of peace, spend the rest of my life fixing machines since I can't fix myself.

Current recuring nightmare: Nothing not as in I have no nightmares, but nothing as in dream of my conscious slowly fading in a plane of absolute sensory derpivation

Favorite scent: Rosemary

Profession: Post grad student.
Age: 24.
2 years stalking.
Longest stable relationship: "It's complicated" for some months.
Hobbies: Vidya, music, porn, reading about history.
Goals: Career success, making a lot of money. Not sure about dying alone.
Recurring nightmares: Being caught stealing, being arrested with drugs, getting AIDS.
Favourite scent: Pine.

>>10
UPDATE:
Profession: Dissident
Age: 32
Longest stable relationship: 6 months
Highest level of education: BA; Double Major in International Studies - Southeast Asian focus and History, Minor in Political Science
Hobbies: Rhetorical Analysis, Martial Arts, Interwebs.
Goals: Achieve my Doctorate in Contemporary Political Theory and Watch the World Burn.
Current recuring nightmare: Nightmares are for children.
Favorite scent: The air after a good rain.

bump for updates

Profession: unemployed

Age: 18

first saw and loved pictures in '08-'09, was on ch from almost when it started up, only came here in '12

Longest stable relationship: seven months & counting

Highest level of education: some high school, going to college (in the uk sense) next year

Hobbies: reading, writing, programming, art, chaos magick

Goals: get into uni, marry my beloved, obtain rarez

Current recurring nightmare: being trampled in a busy subway car

Favorite scent: patchouli

Profession: I'm a bum.

Age: 19

I discovered beautiful Olivia when I was about 13 and she has been my muse ever since. I get the most beautiful feeling when I see a never before seen picture of her. It really does give me something to look forward to.

Longest stable relationship: A few years.

Highest level of education: HS Grad.

Hobbies: Sleeping, exploring my creativity with occasional drawing and photography, finding decent music and movies, and reading. (but not enough.)

Goals: I just want a fairly stable and happy future with the person I love, but I don't ask for much. I want to eventually free myself of my hang-ups, I want to become less avoidant.

Current recurring nightmare: I've recently had similar themes of false awakenings and doppelgangers, with almost lucid-like dreams. They're very fun but sometimes unsettling.

Favorite scent: Apricot, laundry detergent, the smell after it rains, kittens.

>>51
The kind of bum that lives in a tent in the woods or you're more of a city person?

24
around 6 years stalking
kissless virgin
hobbies: paranormal misteries, videogames, reading.
goals: die soon
current recuring nightmare: a black hole is about to swallow the earth
favorite scent: my cat's

>>52
I was just kidding. but a city person I am not, most definitely not. Cities are kind of scary.

>>54
I have some people that rely on me at the moment and that keeps me in place, but someday I'll be a vagrant faggot hippie traveller that explores the world.
Cities are great fun too.

>>40
again 3 years later, this time pretty much nothing has changed, only picked up working out.

Profession: jack of all trades IT guy
Longest stable relationship: 3-4 months, on and off
Hobbies: internet, music (making too now), gaming, animu, self improvement, working out

>>56
Report again in 3 years Mr. IT

>>12

6 years later:

University dropout, menial office monkey, single

Hobbies: games, music, daydreaming, still can't play bass

Profession: researcher
Age: 20-29
Came here a couple of years after Cracky Big Bang
Longest stable relationship: 6 years
Highest level of education: yep
Hobbies: reading, writing, hockey, Trevoring
Goals: publishing one of my novels within a year, as always
Current recuring nightmare: waking up
Favorite scent: the smell of Allison Harvard in the morning time swamps

>>59

>The smell of Allison
>Not the smell of Olivia

>>60
I can't tell if you're one of those teenbros, but if you are, you should know that you don't have to be an epic Cracky stalker to browse this board.

Just be yourself.

>>59
What do you research?

>>62
Rares.

>>61
You take me too seriously, I also enjoy Allison

Profession: Unemployed
Age: 27
Stalking: since 05' (one of the oldest oldfags in existence here)
Longest stable relationship: 0 years
Highest level of education: College
Hobbies: Internet, photography, arts
Goals: To make something of my life
Current recurring nightmare: I'm stuck in an auditorium filled with everyone I've known from the past decades of my life. I start beating them up and the cops are called.
Favourite scent: lavender, cotton candy