My dear fellow Rob, a kind man that I see as a brother to me, would like me to inquire as to whether you are single and romantically available? You see Rob intends to court you in his typical, understated but sweet way (to wit: he will not talk to you, but he will obsess and worry about how you think of him endlessly).
Rob is a little down on his luck, and the poor guy is only eating TWO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES A DAY. He simply needs somebody to cherish him and be willing to attend to his needs without any emotional reciprocation expected. Please, I implore you, call him on skype. His screenname there is: kamistik
Thanks
-Enigmatic Former Wish Sysop