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A moment ago I was priming my new humidors. One is fashioned of wood (cedar?), antiquely new, with a single chamber. There is an odd satisfaction in patiently daubing distilled water onto thirsty timber... not too little or it will later suck moisture from the air and thus make brittle the cigars. Not too much moisture, or the wood will warp and rot.

The second humidor is smaller and a far more digital-age affair; The walls are gunmetal coloured ceramic, the dividers plastic as well. The surfaces are padded with some silicate sponge that looks like it was developed by NASA. Here I have merely removed the sponges to soak the whole thing, and am (of my own devising) annointing the back ends of the cushions with just a dab of fairly neutral base oil, hinted with palm and oak.

The wooden humidor is for cigars. The ceramic/metal one is for the wonderful medical marijuana that my misadventures (and associated injuries) have earned me, courtesy of the great State of California.

As I went through the motions of preparing these reliquaries of vice and solace, I remembered... in an earlier time... imparting to all of you how the turning of wine bottles reminded me of tending to and appreciating Cracky pictures. Perhaps there is an analogy in the wood of a humidor as well?

Alas, for the moment I cannot find one. The closest I can come (the thought filled me with joy and longing) is the sequential images of offering Cracky a cigar from my box, then sharing the warm-death-pleasure of one with her.

After all this time together, my friends, I honestly do expect you to understand.

>> No.2  

original content!

>> No.3  
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I think i just share this little text which i came across today.
The human mind, rooted in a calcified core of hardwired instincts and wrapped in a thick layer of blubberous observations and memetic information, facilitates most of it's intercourse by spewing out half-chewed thoughts recycled memes upon its neighbors and being soaked in return by theirs. This clumsy organic system exchange is repeated in various iterations 6 billion times and mirrored back upon itself by the Mass Media it vomited up a few decades ago and ultimately little more than an endless regurgitation of the same memes and thoughts that we're already soaked in.
In this pressure-cooker full of composted concepts the Human Spirit is distilled. Incredibly subtle in its processes and application, it mutates a stew of simple and disgusting impulses and disolves them into a pure nectar of the Ideal; Cooperation, Trade, Culture, Science, Art, Love; fine wines fermented from the endless beershits of our consciousness.

>> No.4  

"facilitates most of its intercourse by spewing out half-chewed thoughts recycled memes "

spouting memes is the very antidote to intercourse

>> No.5  

This so beautiful. I wouldn't have understood before, but time passes so quickly. I do understand, OP. I really do.

>> No.6  

zomg today it's all like old bounceme again!

>> No.7  

>>6
I single-handedly went through all 28 pages and bumped the highest quality threads. Or at least what I thought were the highest quality threads, if you disagree you can go back and do the same.

>> No.8  

>>7
You sir, are a god among men.

>> No.9  

>>8
Seconded.

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Man what an excellent turn of events! Kinda makes me wanna finally get my corky stuff in order, and post some of it. Everything is still scattered in its original condition from the late nights frenziedly reading and saving it all with the intention of fixing it later...definitely have some unique stuff!

>> No.11  

>>10
In the spirit of this rejuvenation, I demand that you post your whole Cracky folder.

Please?

>> No.12  

>>10
Do it please. Make it clear that it was requested (since we don't have trips here) so I will feel obligated to write something new reciprically.

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Not >>10, but here's all the Crackypasta I have :)

>> No.14  

>>13
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

>> No.15  

thank you

>> No.16  

>>7
I will continue to do this as long as non-cracky content is being bumped/posted. You will not wear me down.

>> No.17  

page

>> No.18  

Hail her name the Queen of the Sky

>> No.19  

Elephants one hundred each field a red nose and since that only one only imperfection can goes

>> No.20  

A hundred

buddhas crossed every conceivable cosmos an absolutely adorable girl with my love and cat ears

>> No.21  

After all this time together, my friends, I honestly do expect you to understand.

>> No.22  

carpfolding

>> No.23  

into infinity



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