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Hardworking, sane, socially awkward individual would like to purchase one Cracky. Will provide stable home and internet connection. Offering a chance to wash hands of Europe and US and come to Asia for new begins. Salary ensures as many cigarettes as Cracky smoke, WoW subscription paid promptly and comfortable life. Will not mistreat. Cracky must be willing to talk to me at least once a day. Can be able to pay Paypal, or cash if Wong, Yen, or Euro are acceptable.

>> No.2  

I wish this was a joke.

>> No.3  
>sane
>> No.4  

>>3
I got better

>> No.5  

What does one offer Cracky to win her?

>> No.6  

>>5
Companionship, endless hours spent in/on WoW with her, a hole to hide in, paying all expenses, presents, not bothering her for not doing anything useful at all, booze, love and good sex. List may not be complete, prioritization may be different.

>> No.7  

>>6
Is the WoW critical? I can not stand to play that shit what so ever. I can supply the rest in abundance.

>> No.8  

>>7
You know nothing of the psychology of a WoW player or you would not ask such a silly question.

Your hopes are doomed unless you can get to lvl 80 and can manage aggro.

>> No.9  

>>8

She wants us to feel pain doesn't she?

>> No.10  

Back to the top

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>>9
I hope so, though I suspect that is more of Lia's thing

>> No.12  

>>1
You say 'one Cracky' - is there more than one? Perhaps you could find an Oliviette, a substitute for her that is alike to her. I have seen some myself.
Buy this substitute, and within your little contract with her, make sure she legally changes her name for you. Then you could eventually, through self-deception, hard work, and payments, convince yourself that she is the real Cracky.

>> No.13  

>>12
I had my own Cracky like-a-look(MAH DARLIN). She was properly fucked up, but not in the right way. I want cracky's apathy, I want her reclusion, I want her bitterly unpleasant personality, I want her angst. I want it near me, poisoning me. This game of reflections isn't enough for me.

>> No.14  

>>13
ACCEPT NO SUBSITIUTES

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Okay going to play WoW

How do I buy high lvl character to avoid wasting my life?

>> No.16  

>>15
You'll waste a high level character if you don't know how to play it.

Suck it up and grind, bitch.

>> No.17  

>>16
I don't like the game and I don't want to play. It is a chance to talk to the girl I love an nothing more.

>> No.18  

>>17
:/

>> No.19  

>>17
Oh dear.

>> No.20  

>>17
Son.. I am disappoint

>> No.21  

>>20
John is that you?



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