Hardworking, sane, socially awkward individual would like to purchase one Cracky. Will provide stable home and internet connection. Offering a chance to wash hands of Europe and US and come to Asia for new begins. Salary ensures as many cigarettes as Cracky smoke, WoW subscription paid promptly and comfortable life. Will not mistreat. Cracky must be willing to talk to me at least once a day. Can be able to pay Paypal, or cash if Wong, Yen, or Euro are acceptable.