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142851 No.1   [Reply]

Persecute not the user known as LC, for she is the Sister of Mercy. The Sister's love of Cracky, is a match for if not the greater then the most ardent among the brethren. She alone offered solace to the brethren in the pain following the loss of the Divine's presence. Donning the mantle of Cracky in Her absence, LC lived as the Holy desired. Existing only to further celebrate the name of Cracky for all to know and share.

Some of the brethren seeing this, sought to elevate her in honor equal to the Master, thus began the LCian Heresy. The heretic's hubris drove LC to hide herself from anon, fearing his lustful advances. The devout seeing the growth of the cult set themselves to preaching the truth of Cracky's divinity to the masses and destroying all threads containing heretical worship. The righteousness of the faithful was bestowed with the Sky Queens blessing, and the cult was shattered. Remnants of the battles, and scattered heretics exist to this day. The chosen spared LC knowing of her innocence in the events leading to the purge, but resentment remained.

There came unto the lands a namefag named Lia's Holy Paladin, and he did denounce LC. Proclaiming himself to be First Among the Faithful, he set himself to destroying one who could truly claim that title. LC still cautious from the Heresy, stepped forth to defend herself from the intruder, but was caught unaware. The Holy Paladin had stirred resentment among the faithful, and a few of the faithful vented their anger upon the Sister. Standing with the devout there was an anon, wise beyond his years and with a mind as keen as a razor. This anon did listen to the words of Lia's Paladin, and judge them false. Anon addressed the faithful and proclaim the truth for all to hear, Lia's Holy Paladin was not counted among the devout. The words reached out to the quarreling masses and slowly they calmed. Brethren began to examine Lia's Holy Paladin, and did see striped of his glamours - a troll. Uniting as one, Cracky's disciples did drive the troll off.

In all things LC has remained innocent. Despite her mistreatment at the hands of those who would claim The Sky Queen as their master, she has kept the faith. Remember this brethren, show respect for all those who love the Great Lady, but honor only Cracky Chan.

>> No.2  

bla bla bla... tl;dr
I don't give a shit about the nonsense i just find this gal attractive

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>>1

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>> No.5  

Yeah but she isn't cracky so i really don't give a shit about her. Just another attention whore that's as worthless as the rest of humanity.

>> No.6  

>>5
Not giving a shit is acceptable; I am merely condemning the outright hatred of a fellow Believer.

>> No.7  

God rereading shit I used to write is embarrassing. It all seems so childish. Like I was living in some gay ass fantasy. Also kopipe fails for having LHP hating on LC. He was gone before she went public.

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This was the only movie that ever inspired me to buy a lactating statue. Ah, those heady Internet boom days.

>> No.9  

old copypasta is old

>> No.10  

>>9
You figure that shit out all by yourself? What clued you in? The author mentioning it was old as shit and feeling embarrassed someone dredged something up from 06, or the reference to a namefag who disappeared years ago?

ALSO PLeASE TO BE STARTING TO POST CATCHPA IN SUBJECT FIELD SO THEY ME COLLECTED AND DECODED

>> No.11  

>>6
And yes I do hate her. This shit is retarded I'm not a small child so I don't kid myself like you obviously do, LC.

>> No.12  

>>11
Sup LHP looking kind of butthurt and Master D there.

She is a nice girl and she genuinely is interested in Cracky.

>> No.13  

>>12
Ok and? I STILL don't see why this shit must be posted.

>> No.14  

>>13
Somefag found Skyqueen

He posts, I fail to see why people should hate on LC for that.

>> No.15  

>>13
You were an asshole then and you are still one now, I dont see why you should be posting at all.

Enjoy the contempt of everyone, kid.

>> No.16  

If I don't know this LC you're talking about, and what's behind all this drama, would you wonder how I made my way to this board?

>> No.17  

>>15
Welcome to anon son, I hate all of you including LC.

>> No.18  

>>17
Even me???

Love Schwilly

>>16
Not really most of you are new kids, most of the drama happened three to four years ago. Just sit back and pay attention so you don't look newish.

>> No.19  

>>17
You hate yourself most of all, kid.

>> No.20  

LC is catharsis

>> No.21  

>>1 I have lost that gospel. please post it in full again. sorry for bumbing LC but it is for the good of the brotherhood

>> No.22  

>>12

OH GOD YEEEES!! the BounceMe I knew and loved so dearly... IS BACK

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>>22
Don't kid yourself. It's gone. Long gone.

>> No.24  

Master BOOM Cracky Cracky



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