Don't you ever get tired of this?
No matter who she is in reality (yes, she is an actual living, breathing, shitting human being) there is no way she could ever possibly measure up to the expectations you have for her. No matter how mundane or mind-bogglingly pretentious the fantasies you have invented for her, she's a real person over whom you have no control at all. And she probably thinks you're all creepy losers.
NAW JUS KIDDING CRACKY IS SO FUCKING CUTE AND SWEET