I've come on a few years from my Imageboard Highs
The best of the last, the cleanest /g/ent they ever had

I'm stiff on my legend,
the posts that I made
Forget that I'm 50
cause you just got paid

[CHORUS]
Cracky-Chan, crack,
show me you're real
Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you feel
Suck, baby, suck,
give me your head
Before you start professing
that you're knocking me dead

You caught yourself a trick down
on 4chan in Wine
But since he pinned you baby
you're a 3D-porcupine

You sold me illusions with a folder of pics
You've made a bad connection 'cause I just want your sex

Cracky-Chan, crack,
show me you're real
Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you feel
Suck, baby, suck,
give me your head
Before you start professing
that you're knocking me dead