You have to be joking right? I'd never watch a movie again if I had the Cracky footage.

watching her brushing her teeth... of course

OP is a fag. I'll make a harder one:

a) Sex with a cute girl
b) 2h 30 min of watching Cracky doing everyday stuff

A)

>>4
Still not a difficult decision, the answer is b. Come on guys, make me think about it.

>>5
You do not belong here. I don't even want to know who your favorite director is as it will be a disgrace to the Queen.

>>4
do you mean "have sex with a cute girl" or "watch a porno flik with a cute girl"?

Stop dicking around and supply the 2.5 hr footage please. kthx

>>8
NO! Don't give us the footage, we don't want it! You have to resurrect Akira Kurosawa and get him to make a new movie!

Do it OP. Bring him back!

wtf is this shit?

(b) is so fucking obvious this should be like auto-ban if you missed the answer.

Feelings while watching Cracky was her teeth would be unparalelled by any cute chick sex for fucks sake

>>9
gtfo

>>4

Some of us actually have regular sex with cute girls, it's boring and overrated.

Cracky is forever.

>>1 >>4 I make you a guide how not to do it:

a) not cracky
b) cracky

this is how you do it:

a) one day with cracky (date or whatever)
b) three weeks stalking cracky (and she'd never found out)

>>13

stalking as in RL stalking, like walking 10 meters behind her back?

then that is indeed a tough pick.

>>13
Well I did have to think about that one. I think the time with her wins out. Who knows? Maybe she'd like me and we could live happily ever after thanks to that first date! :3

>>15

doubt it since you're some creepy motherfucker.

>>13

a) for course

>>13
I'd pick b) because I don't want a romantic relationship to her.

>>15>>17 how high is the chance she'd like you?

>>18

I dont care at least I could have the chance to talk to her and know more about her, and if she doesnt liek me I can rape her at the end of the date.

>>19
Why would you want someone you like to get raped?

>>20
I would use chloroform, nothing violent or painful.

>>21

Keep telling yourself that, sicko.

>>1

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>>22

I love cracky and I want to make love with her ¿Whats wrong with that? She wont suffer if she is unconscius. Of course it would be better if she was awake...

>>24
The problem is, pure girls have no sex!

I would cut a hole in her abdomen to save her the disgrace of vaginal penetration.

>>26
After waking up she'd be traumatized for life, the solution is the platonic way.

need more Cracky on the first page