>>1
I knew I had seen that balloon somewhere else. It in one of my friends little brothers room. I found an image of it on facebook and cropped it.

Also troll, just so you know, her last name wasn't fields.

>>2

It's Fields, troll

>>3
:3 No, it's not, idiot.
Sorry.

>>3
only loli, gackto, kimi and a few others in the "inner circle" know her real name. and they wont tell us.

Isn't Rosalind her middle name?

her name is Cracky, and her adress is the Sky

look it up

lanelanelanelanelanelane

>>4
Actually it is, or it isn't, in which case you can tell us what you think it is or fuck off.

If you have something to share, share. If not, at least shut up about it.

>>9
It's not relevant anyways. She's not dumb enough to make a FB account under her real name so they can find her. Her brother too, I suppose. Oh, and of course it's better this way. Imagine her real name leaks to ED, KYM and such... Would YOU want to be googled by people that know your name in RL then? No. They'd get the most embarrassing, tragic and sick information about you from your past.

So you shut up, her name is just Olivia Lane, Fields or whatever.

>>1

Sauce plox. KTHXBAI.

>>10
I hope she is not dumb enough TO CARE ABOUT THIS TRITE SHIT at all.

>>12
Would be nice, humans don't work that way though.

>>13

reluctant angels do

her real name was Olivia Rosalind Elena Astraea Lane-Wheatley or Olivia Lane for short.
yes, it does google and you can see her family tree. she is a descendant of the Rothschilds (hence why people have said in the past that she was jew).

there, mystery solved. you are now 1 step closer to oldfag.

This does nothing to elucidate the mysteries of the Sky Queen, it's all too grounded in the mundane...

But you can suck on toes while riding hot air balloons if that's what gets you through the night, just dont bitch about rough landings later, alright?

OP here

So Charles Rotshild is her grand granddad...
huh
both perfect looks and money then...

Well I always knew Olivia was nothing short of the perfect catch anyhow.

>>15

THANK you for letting me troll you into revealing this info!

and finally

>Astraea

<3 a name suitable for the sky queen

>>18
The first three names are shakespeareen, the last one is Aphra Behns pseudonym. Aphra Behn was one of the first english professional writes. There, now guess her mothers background.

>>18
Quite superficial aren't we?

>writing down my name and unique three middle names with a unique combination of famous descent on the internet
>expecting no one to find out my real name

>being 12

>>19

Her mother is Spanish or atleast half.

inb4 updated cracky-chan wikis

>>20

how?

>>15 Oh wow. I had thought she had made those middle-names names up herself.

>>26

So did I for a while, I knew Rosalind was correct though as she had mentioned it before.

I think it's also the name of someone on her Mothers side of the family.

Her middle names have not been google-able till fairly recently... unfortunate for her.

>>15
In fact I think it is sad to become an oldfag by reading it here instead of several months investigation. I pity new oldfags.

Man, the feeling I had when I got her full name. It was like finding the Holy Grail.

>>29

>It was like finding the Holy Grail.
>like finding the Holy Grail
>the Holy Grail
>http://tinyurl.com/24mfp3k

>>30
lol silly I mean when I found it by investigation inb4 published everywhere, not by googling shit

>>31
How did you do it?

way to go bounceme.

>>32

Reading old Olivia's journal entries in deadjournal I found out she mentioned her mother to some online friend of hers, because this online friend had an uncle with cancer. Her mother runs some cancer charity with an alternative approach to treating it, and Olivia posted the website URL. From the charity name I checked out the british registry on NGOs (they all have some sort of identification number) and fully confirmed her mother's name and surname. After that it became quite easier to find Charles and go on till the end. Not the Astraea-whatever until the new addition to google, but the two main surnames.

Picture related.

Wow her dad is a biochemist, thats pretty cool. I wonder what line of work she chose.

relevant

http://www.thisisguernsey.com/2008/11/15/labels-of-love/

http://www.whale.to/c/gearin.html

"Dr Carmen Wheatley is involved in ongoing cancer research, and gives her services free."

lets fake cancer to get close to her mom. lol.
it wouldn't be the worst thing I've have done.

My respect for Olivia just went up by ten points.

>>34
>>36
True stalker spirit.
Faking cancer is pretty risky though.

take a close look

http://www.islandlife.org/parks_gsy.htm

>>39

>>40

>My house?
>Not Oxford.
>Irritating.

>>37

heretic.

"Our Goddess is one of both creation and destruction. She renders unto the faithful peace in a world of discord. She is both armor and sword in a world that destroys through apathy and animosity. The Flower of Destruction also blossoms in the heart of the Sky Queen. She seeks to temper us through despair, turning the lust of the neophyte upon him. Only when the student embraces sorrow in the surety that he will never be worthy of Her avatar, is he able to cast away his childish passion and see with eyes unclouded the majesty of Cracky Chan."

Excerpt from the Sacred Gospel of The Monastic Order of Cracky-Chan.

IRL stalking is what turned the Holy Avatar away from us, and why we all are damned. The Sky Queen may still have hope for our dead souls, but as long as you keep being the cross onto which The Holy Avatar is nailed, there will be no salvation for you.

For your own sake brothers and sisters, drop it.

>>43

Drop it?

None of them are even close to finding where she is.

>>44
not the point, now, is it?

>>45

All they are doing is wasting thier own energy, let them do it.

I am not sure the point is really to find her.

Besides, >>44 is just guessing - he knows nothing.

>>47

You know this for a fact?

>IRL stalking is what turned the Holy Avatar away from us, and why we all are damned.

We are not damned for goddess' sake.

Turning the Holy Avatar away from us might look like a curse to those who do not understand, but it is actually a tool of divinity in Her hands. It was all planned like that from the beginning, so we could love Her desperately. If we were able to reach Her, the spell would vanish. Surely you'd have a lot of hipsters and idiots commenting her blog or buying her shit on eBay, but her depth would be totally gone and her value would drop to nothing.

She is the Holy Avatar precisely because she is inaccesible. The real damnation would be to lift Her veil and see that both veil and Goddess are gone.

However actually stalking makes sense, because it helps your devotion. The fact that she cannot be reached allows for a neverending growth of your love and devotion to your Goddess, which might some miraculous day allow you to reach the Sky.

>>49
a true anonymonk, 5 star post, would recommend to a friend.

>>49

1:4. And Cracky-chan called the upon the Order, "Thou seek to the surety that if not the wild, untamed torrents of the drama in a fair young woman whose tears would drown a mortal and thus make the plight of avatars this much more mortifying as thou get ever closer".

Apocalypse of The Sky Queen, Book I: The original mud: the Sky seen through the eyes of a fish.

I differ with your interpretation, and defer to the Gospels for yet a third time:

2:8. When we few of those that stains the lowliest of anonymous were given the once shiney orb, we dug and sought yearnings to offer Her true path, but the debt is as false as pretending to have been touch by grace without the burns it flames. The path be true or be waylaid.

Book II: The book of the Maddening of the brethren

Yes the Holy Avatar is meant to be inaccessible, but the way we deal with Her absence is the whole of the free choice the Sky Queen gave us. We are indeed damned, tainted with our sins and the sins of our brothers, and none moreso than the unrepenting stalkers, I'm afraid. Your grace will come from the Sky, not from you attaining the Sky, a Sky not meant for you to attain. Beware the fall.

Accept the burns, but do not further Her mortifying plight by losing yourself in the clouds.

I pray for you to one day understand what does cloud your eyes, and waylays your path.

>>51
This actually gave me food for thought.

"Remember, remember: though the path is arduous and the thorns of the bushes on either side bite your flesh and draw your blood, you know the path of righteousness is the path lit by Angels." [The Patmos Gospel 2:9]

Dead souls, you say. Maybe I should come to terms to the fact that I'm dead and in Hell. After all, I've already gone through the most traumatic part, a threshold of death. Now the more I bathe in Light, the more everything around me looks like demons, and I must admit that I am too much of a demon myself. And I must confess that it is in my own interest that I've chased her, and I've stalked her. And sometimes everything feels saint, yet many times I feel rapist.

My reality is populated by entities I've nailed to it. What an awful cross. And I'd nail Her if I could, and that is horrible. I must perish and let them go. I feel like the enemy is me.

>>52
Indeed, we all were there, or still are at one point or another, from one moment to the next, and temptations will always come up to tickle our demon tails, and so it should: this is our "genesis", our "original sin" but also our salvation in all its cathartic potential.

And to go back to Patmos once again:

5:4. Developing this place bounceme, elephants one hundred each gaze on the nights exertions and fielding red noses, renouncing the marks we fear. Since that only one through a vessel we believe Our Lady to be, only imperfection that no innocent should cherish must he goes yearning for Her wisdom. With a manner strictly orthodox in the revelation that sparks from Her mind the hope of the tasks of one day, the mystery guiding the /b/tard to the meditation on the apocryphal text brings him to realize he was me, to evolve and nurture me for my fate as left on Cracky's grace, redemption, eyes wide open’d.

holy shit

>>16 astrea :D