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lets face up to a cold, hard fact: there is not one of here who could ever satisfy Cracky sexually.

just imagine, it would be the greatest day in your life, you've achieved the impossible dream; you've met Cracky, she wants to fuck you finally get somewhere private with her, alone, naked. so what would you do? well its pretty obvious what would happen, you'd start eating her hot poop directly out of her ass and after about four seconds of that your cock would explode, literally, from cumming so hard. it would split in half and forcefully peel back like a banana. Cracky would probably be amused or intrigued, but she would be left hanging - sexually unsatisfied. not only that, but she might even have to go through the trouble of getting you an ambulance or explaining your death to the police. it could be a really bad scene.
do you want this to happen to someone you love?

i'm pretty sure every cracky pic i have is already in ./src/ so i'll use this image instead, hope nobody minds the poor image content of this thread, but its really more about the text content than the image content

>> No.2  

>>1

I Dreamt that i met Cracky last Night.

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>>1

Probably I wouldn't even make it to the bedroom, I'd be crying my eyes out if I met her and I'd totally have a nervous breakdown.

Then I would wake up in a hospital. The doctors would tell me some anonymous red haired girl left me there, and I would spend the rest of my life wondering if she was real or just a hallucination.

I would give away all my possessions and would roam the world thankful to the Queen of the Sky ever after for the opportunity to behold her Avatar's beauty.

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Coming close to an angel, especially with reproduction organs but otherwise too, is of course associated with a great deal of danger, but I guess most .71ers already could guess this

>> No.5  

I dreamt I met Her too....



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