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94824 No.1   [Reply]

/cracky/
if you were actually able to meet her in person and after a while develop a relationship and become her friend to the point that she came over to your apartment and then you killed her without using poison, what part of her would you eat first and how would you prepare it?

>> No.2  
>Implying one would be able to kill the skyqueen.
>> No.3  
>Implying one would ever wish to kill the skyqueen.
>> No.4  

I dont think poisoning your meal prior to eating it is the brightest idea you ever had, but you know, other religions only eat the envoy of their Gods symbolically...

>> No.5  

>>4 like Takifugu i believe Cracky is already poisonous... i am curious to find out if this is true.. Every part of her is perfection.. I would be unable to decide what part of her i would want to eat first... after all how would one go about choosing perfection over perfection???

>> No.6  
>Implying one would be able to become friends with the skyqueen.
>> No.7  

>>1
gtfo

>> No.8  

>>7

You gtfo

>> No.9  

The entire notion is stupid. A human is much more than the sum of its parts. By eating it you will ingest none of its essence. You could as well relish on her excrement.

>> No.10  

I'd eat the Hamtaro stickers first.

>> No.11  

>>9

>Implying one doesn't already relish on the skyqueen's excrement.
>> No.12  

>>9
Who the fuck said it was about ingesting her essence? It's about fucking eating her, that's all.

>> No.13  

i would like to take her poop and shove it up my own butt. also, having a wineskin made out of cracky's stomach would be very excellent.

>> No.14  

I wonder what could drive her away from all you fine young cannibals...

>> No.15  

It was /b/ that drove her away, not us! Although she hasn't taken much of a shining to her more long-term 'fans' either.

>> No.16  

Some sort of steak i guess.
i'm not a butcher so i'm not sure where exactly steaks come from
Human flesh is not all that tasty though i heard.
Sharks don't like it, and since sharks are pretty awesome, i trust their judgement
captcha: jawck (that's nearly jawc, which is nearly jaws)

>> No.17  

>>16
You can cut a steak from almost any cut of beef, but more tender cuts such as the loin and rib cuts are most common. Cuts like chuck (shoulder area) have more connective tissue so they're more common for say roasts which cook slowly. As to where to cut the best steak from a human it's hard to say, I am not aware of any system of formal division for human meat. Probably a cut from the back would be best. You want a muscular area (meat is muscle tissue) that doesn't do a lot of work, leaner toned muscle would be tough. I'm thinking of fat content also, trying to visualize the marbling of a Cracky steak. She doesn't have much fat on her in the known photos but I've heard some rumors that she's gotten a bit chubby, likely just trolls talking though. I don't think a thin Cracky would be as tender eating so you would want to fatten her up a bit before slaughter. With cattle they use grain based feed and high density to restrict movement. For humans fast food should and a passive lifestyle should suffice. This is all just silly talk of course. Cracky is obviously invincible so it's not as if a mere mortal being could eat her. I bet your teeths would melt if you tried to bite!

>> No.18  

>>17

Well she did (and still does?) have an Eating Disorder.

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I'd make shoelaces out of her fallopian tubes.

this image might be a starting point for 16-san's decision making process

>> No.20  

>>18

>an Eating Disorder.

Meaning she wouldn't likely accept fattening via mass supply of hamburgers without suspicion. I will have to keep that in mind. You only want plump, not obese anyway. Too much fat will ruin the meat.

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>>19
I believe this image would be helpful too.

>> No.22  

that image is helpful, i'll keep it in mind.

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whodis?

>> No.24  

>>23

Some fucking halfnigger, who gives a shit. Ugly nigger offspring.

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>>24
that's mean :<

>> No.26  

>>25 what a bunch of ugly shites

>> No.27  

>>1 is Elsa?
>>23 is Gayry...



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