>>2
Yeah, let's not make this "retarded". Let's do something wildly original and expressive of genuine deep undying love, like post a photo that everyone who comes to this board has seen 856 times before, right way up, upside down, back to front and sideways.

And now let's do something even more intelligent and expressive of our capacity for DEEP EMOTION, like post the same fucking photo YET AGAIN and write

I LOVE YOU CRACKY!!!!!

in big letters next to it

>>4
Wow, this is so great and so NOT RETARDED and SO much better than CH....

....are you all enjoying this as much as I am?

Fuck right off Alex.

ITT Alex threatens to fill every thread that is not about Cracky, and to ridicule the ones that are but dont meet his highly cultured standards

better shape up or see .71 become the Alexhouse CH had become

Well,I meant the other thread but you get the idea, in this thread he actually acts up on the threat...

I agree with Alex's sentiments in this thread.

>>9
I say it's a poorly disguise equivalent of a strawman...

a million shotguns killed a hundred elephants on every wide road, all that was left was a bloody red nose. Death to the image. All hail the new flesh.

spiting our noses or cutting our faces, snorting in the blood to avoid drowning

praise the Goddess Alex is finally here to educate us, after his masterful schooling of those heathens at CH...

>>3
>>4
>>5

At one point I had a wine cellar.

Well, to be fair it was a wine basement.

OK... a small, otherwise disused wine closet in a basement... but I digress...

Five times every two months I would go down to it and turn the bottles, having no more response from the cheaper ones than the cold glass against my skin. On the more expensive ones I remember watching the grape silt upended in the bottle like a viticultural snow globe. It was beautiful. I'd have done it even if I never planned to taste the wine.

Cracky pics are like that. I've seen them all before... I could probably sketch them freehand. That isn't the point. The point is giving them that bit of attention every few weeks... appreciating her while respecting the fact that she is ever on the other side of the glass.

I could no more enjoy looking at them offline from a folder than I could enjoy turning the bottles in a supermarket. It just isn't the same as lurking about in the damp darkness of the .71 wine cellar.

I honestly don't expect you to understand.

>>7
Its a sign of a poor intelectuality having to show it on every thread, on every conversation.

Also Cracky is enough by herself