ColourWatch: You said 'dog' a few lines earlier
ColourWatch: Ah
ColourWatch: Sure, send away
Smirker Lurker: It's like 6:30 AM, we're bound to get confused.
ColourWatch: Yup
Smirker Lurker: {http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/2258/ravravcrackydogwo4.jpg}
ColourWatch: That's just faux
ColourWatch: And is totally shooped too
Smirker Lurker: Faux is more, and I quote, "simian".
Smirker Lurker: You think that's shopped?
ColourWatch: She looks simian
Smirker Lurker: I have videos of it.
ColourWatch: Yes
Smirker Lurker: Trust me, it's not shopped.
Smirker Lurker: I have other pics and videos.
ColourWatch: The face paint is an after effect
Smirker Lurker: Oh lawd.
Smirker Lurker: I can understand your skepticism.
Smirker Lurker: And I doubt you feel like watching the movie.
ColourWatch: Nope
ColourWatch: It's Faux, though
Smirker Lurker: But there's a movie of her with the dog, her shitting on niggers, etc.
ColourWatch: I've seen her before
Smirker Lurker: Don't insult her like that.
ColourWatch: She is totally her
ColourWatch: I've seen her everywhere
Smirker Lurker: Faux is ok but a Chinese-negroid.
ColourWatch: She was all over .71 a long time ago
ColourWatch: This is the same person
Smirker Lurker: DON'T FEED THE TROLL
ColourWatch: I think I've even seen the dog before
Smirker Lurker: Yes, the dog is very popular.
Smirker Lurker: He's all over the web.
ColourWatch: Ok, where have I seen this then?
ColourWatch: Oh?
ColourWatch: Hmm
Smirker Lurker: In your dreams.
ColourWatch: I have seen it
Smirker Lurker: The day I contacted you.
Smirker Lurker: You've dreamt of it.
ColourWatch: Right
ColourWatch: Ok, be helpful
Smirker Lurker: Because it's when you finally DO get Cracky.
----- 06:26 am -----
ColourWatch: That's a superior version of Cracky
ColourWatch: Far less jam and shit
ColourWatch: She also looks 'happy'
ColourWatch: Which is pretty unusual in the average camwhore
Smirker Lurker: She's happy because she's a succubus that manipulates dozens of guys.
Smirker Lurker: But we had fun that night.
Smirker Lurker: Everyone was happy.
Smirker Lurker: There's a video of her and her room defending themselves against negroids.
Smirker Lurker: With her and I in Cracky face paint.
Smirker Lurker: It's an instant-classic.
ColourWatch: ?
Smirker Lurker: I listen to the audio from it in the car.
ColourWatch: Are you the dog?
Smirker Lurker: That could be pretty nice but no.
ColourWatch: So you have seen her in person?
ColourWatch: Or is this some sort of fantasy I don't understand?
Smirker Lurker: I was on her camroom is what I'm referring to.
ColourWatch: Ah
Smirker Lurker: She fucks herione addicts without condoms.
ColourWatch: So she's a camwhore?
Smirker Lurker: I'd probably get a disease standing next to her.
ColourWatch: I see
ColourWatch: So you're just waiting for her to die?
Smirker Lurker: Well, I'd prefer to kill her. I hate to use DBZ as a reference but it's like a Gokou / Vegeta thing. I want to kill her but don't want anything / anyone else to do it. I want to do it myself.
ColourWatch: What?
Smirker Lurker: I want to kill her by my own hands.
Smirker Lurker: But I can't.
ColourWatch: What is Gokuo?
Smirker Lurker: Some fag who gets constipated and screams about it.
ColourWatch: Err, 'a gokuo'
ColourWatch: Ok
ColourWatch: And this is like that girl?
ColourWatch: Because you're constipated with a desire to kill her?
ColourWatch: But you can't?
ColourWatch: So you scream on the internet?
Smirker Lurker: Damn, I've never had someone so clearly identify me.
ColourWatch: Because that's an incredibly confusing analogy
Smirker Lurker: You really are a mastermind who could get Cracky.
ColourWatch: I did it already
ColourWatch: She has actually talked to me more than once
ColourWatch: I think that makes me the winner by default
Smirker Lurker: This is true, could get being after the fact.
ColourWatch: I heard she just swears at most people
Smirker Lurker: Funny what WoW bonding can do.
ColourWatch: I know!
ColourWatch: Too bad it failed so hard for Merovin
ColourWatch: Even WoW couldn't mask his failure
ColourWatch: Which is pretty damn depressing
ColourWatch: Anyhow, I feel like lying down now
ColourWatch: But thanks for the entertainment
Smirker Lurker: It's very late. You, too.
Smirker Lurker: Stay alpha, bro.
ColourWatch: Also, please don't send any packages to the address
Smirker Lurker: I LOVE MARZIPAN!
ColourWatch: It's my previous apartment and I don't want sad people forwarding things to the police
ColourWatch: That was a meme from the chat, right?
Smirker Lurker: Yep.
ColourWatch: Marzipan with poison in it?
ColourWatch: Haha, I still got it
Smirker Lurker: The horrible bouncemechat that makes me want to punch my dick everytime I read it.
ColourWatch: Yeah
ColourWatch: It just pointed out how horrible she is
ColourWatch: And after that
ColourWatch: Everyone got super angry all of a sudden (but why!!?!)
Smirker Lurker: Hahaha.
Smirker Lurker: They're all faggot goat explosions that like talking amongst themselves because they are too chickenshit to talk to her.
ColourWatch: Yup
Smirker Lurker: And they ask her retarded questions like politics and weeaboo faggotry.
ColourWatch: WB made me talk to her for me
ColourWatch: Err
ColourWatch: For him
ColourWatch: But he was too scared to actually tell me her name (in WoW)
ColourWatch: So I had to just talk to the server in general
Smirker Lurker: Hahaha.
Smirker Lurker: That must have been funny.
ColourWatch: I got suspended
ColourWatch: For saying 'penis'
ColourWatch: It's a faggoty RP server
Smirker Lurker: Truth.
ColourWatch: I mostly play on my old PvP server
Smirker Lurker: I tried playing on it for a bit to do, you know, the whole WoW bonding thing but couldn't stomach it.
ColourWatch: But I did meet some pretty awesome people on the RP server
ColourWatch: Yeah
ColourWatch: I only met them because WB was a coward
ColourWatch: So I get to thank him for that
Smirker Lurker: Ok, we really need to sleep this time. We're alpha males and we need rest.
ColourWatch: Anyhow, ta ta for now
Smirker Lurker: Tata Young.
ColourWatch: Right
Smirker Lurker: pz
ColourWatch: ?
ColourWatch: Peezee?
ColourWatch: Tata Young?
ColourWatch: What the hell?
Smirker Lurker: It's how the retarded kids do peace now.
ColourWatch: Who is that?
ColourWatch: Oh
ColourWatch: Wow
Smirker Lurker: Tata Young is a retarded Thai singer.
ColourWatch: Really?
ColourWatch: Wow
Smirker Lurker: Yep.
ColourWatch: That's kinda cool
ColourWatch: Tata Young
Smirker Lurker: She has some good songs.
Smirker Lurker: Look her up on Youtube sometime.
ColourWatch: NO STOP TALKING
ColourWatch: I HAVE TO LEAVE
----- 06:36 am -----
Smirker Lurker: I can talk to the box and you can read it later.
Smirker Lurker: JUST STAY ALPHA
ColourWatch: k
Smirker Lurker: BYE