How do you plan to consume Cracky's flesh when you capture her?
My plan is to cut off all of her limbs, one by one, cauterizing the wounds with a super heated cast iron frying pan. Then I'm going to make her starve to death slowly as she watches me consume the meat from her limbs. One day, as she is slowly dying, I'll walk into the dungeon (laundry room) and I'll say to her "hey Cracky, are you hungry? Can I get you something to eat?" and she'll be all like "yeah, bitch. make me a sammich!" so i'll get a couple of slices of toast and put on the appropriate condiments (lettuce, jewish deli mustard, etc.) and then I'll put on a nice big slice of her leg meat on it and say "OK, Cracky, now you're a sandwich" and we'll both lol our asses off. Then I'll eat the sammich and let her eat some warm poop directly out of my anus (i don't want her to starve to death fast, I hope to keep her around a few years. I'll also let her eat pocky, cause its kawaii, except it will be my poop on a cookie stick instead of chocolate).
Oh, and I plan to install a faucet in her side which I can tap for blood whenever i need a a shot or two of it for bloody marys.