inb4 she gets mauled by a bear

However idyllic, it seems to lack the necesarry capacity to accomodate my pooping needs.

>>3 but you have cracky.

lol you pay attention to random internet teen girls

>>3
Also, so enlightening: The toilet is broken. Yay for relevant information.
What is not the toilet-porcelain but the delusion of our own godhood. An apparatus to keep up the illusion that we don't shit, piss or stink. That we are eternally young and unassailable by disease. It's sort of hard to convince yourself of superiority in the animal kingdom when you have to shit out of the window. So all the visceral little edges about ourselves have been hidden away; a thin layer of veneer to trick your fellow (wo)man into thinking how close to perfection you are.
A once shiney orb, destined to bring humanity closer to its self-image of the divine, now so clogged with human waste that it has become a mockery and its function broken.
This world, as a vessel to carry humanity to fulfillment is broken, and it needs fixing.
A black winged angel sitting on top of the closed lid of a broken bowl, her face marked by the very origins of life, its fertility wasted as a sort of mock make-up (not even mentioning when later on the angel seems in mourning about the alledged "7 days" of creation).
People claim to be not religious, but adorn themselves with every means to feign eternal youth, to be young and happy, like the olympian gods of yore. It is all false worshipping of god through oneself.
What these images tell me is to reshape ourselves through knowledge and wisdom, not smoke and mirrors. To recognize ourselves as animal like beings, but acknowledge the spark we call "consciousness" as our only attribute of possible divine attribution.
As such we should cherish that spark into a fire that illuminates and enlightens us. To increase the part of us that resembles the Sky Queen against the dumb vessel we use to carry it.
That way one day we may be gods ourselves, undying and allknowing, but not because of making a false let's-pretend game or because of a non-tangible mystery place where you go aftert you die, but because we forged destiny unrelenting without wasting time on the tinsel.
Having found this place is to me a revelation that I am going in the right direction. I see now that I am an outcast by the standards of those that worship false gods through themselves. My vision is clear now; To shape myself to the image and likeness of the Sky Queen.

I love fantasizing about places like that too.

Nice, but I was thinking more along these lines.

Cracky onez go fasta!

>>6

sweet mother of mercy...

>>9
crackychan.org/gospels

Does She like to swim?

We would talk about our favorite books in the library.

>>11 MINECRAFT IRL???

>>13 more like D&D I would think.

>>11,>>12

Even with the limits imposed by the spell "Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion" an epic version of the spell would at best give you about 120,000 square feet if my calculations are correct. However, given that you are effectively in your own extra-dimensional space it does pose the problem of how to communicate with the outside world via the internet, I suppose the simplest way would be run a cable to the door and leave the door open or simply make the door an antenna.

b4 you ask, no I'm not a wizard, I'm a Mage, and also before you ask what the difference is, the difference is no pointy hat and a school of magic or two barred, in a nutshell,...hmmm Magnificent Mansion in a nutshell, that gives me an idea, though squirrels might be a bit of a problem....