Ok everything has unraveled and become completely fucked up. I'm being told not to talk about this for 'HER safety' and all that bullshit.. apparently people aren't supposed to know about this 'angle' or they'll come sniffing around sticking their big fucking noses in… maybe she doesn't know yet. I doubt that but I actually don't give a fuck so here goes.
One of you fucking downs syndrome freak RETARDS talked to Alex, who went and told his father about all the 'cracky-chan' shit. I've narrowed it down to one of you useless European fucktards. What a complete utter fucking twat what were you thinking seriously. Cracky's father, being technologically inept, hired a private investigator (not the first time – he sent one against that ugly mexicunt ex-boyfriend Mr. Gjonzeneli) who uncovered nothing.. but succeeded in making a certain someone very angry. That someone called Cracky's father threatening to run a smear campaign against his academic research, making claims of plagiarism or something of that nature and after a big shouting match it worked. So that ended. Oh just to clarify.. 'we' are in fact three, or the 'triumvirate' as we like to call it, are 100% certain of Cracky's whereabouts and watch her rather closely for our own thrill and amusement. I think we even used to get her credit card bill before she did. HAH. You'd be amazed how easy it is to fake a court order for ISP/email/financial/transit records. You haven't heard about us because we don't give a shit about 'crackyfags' because you're basically useless pining retards who are largely irrelevant and content to sit around pondering over 'what could have been'. Pathetic. Especially those amateur douche-bags of the once infamous but now certainly defunct 'circlejerk'. Myself (1) and 2 have been completely silent and you would never have heard of us previously. 3 has been a retard and posts occasionally, and has talked to people and intervened in certain affairs and that killed his anonymity. It's your own fucking fault and I hope you're comprehensively outed and ridiculed in time.
Schwill. Schwill Schwill Schwill. We never paid much attention to Schwill. Probably should have. Schwill has bipolar disorder and schizophrenia and is clinically depressed. He has no family or friends, lives alone, and is pretty much the biggest loser on the planet. Something about some army bullshit too. Hilarious. Desperate man at the end of his tether. He had figured out Cracky's current whereabouts without telling anyone, apparently through an associate with clearance to certain federal databases. Not 100% sure on that. Tried to find out but it was difficult. What we did find out though was troubling, Schwill was planning to kill Cracky and then kill himself so nobody else could have her. This isn't a joke. Some IRL snooping was done and it was absolutely fucking certain. He had made some rather elaborate travel plans. Anyway he was talked out of it and so he took 100g of lithium instead which is a pretty fucking horrible agonizing death. Someone sent military police and and ambulance to his apartment. Now he's in a mental institution and probably needs a kidney transplant.
Oh yeah.. big problem. We discovered that his hard drive and a lot of other material was seized and is being forensically analyzed which puts one of us in a compromising position having been in contact with him. Someone's medical records were improperly accessed and the FBI is looking at it. Big fucking problem all of a sudden. 1 & 2 are within US jurisdiction and potentially looking at federal indictments. OOPS. 2 is mad at 3 for being a moron and being careless with his identity. There was a big internal power play within the triumvirate. 2 & 3 are trying to keep all this shit secret and pull the plug and cover every track. I objected and wanted to continue watching cracky. Big feud and they ally against me. Now they're pulling out all the leverage they have.. trying to blackmail me and other dirty tricks. I woke up today and my power, internet, phone and everything had been disconnected by 'me' and 3 hours ago I tried to buy fucking groceries and my bank account has been frozen. It turns out a creditor in fucking ALASKA that doesn't actually exist had served a judgment against me overnight. Bullshit tactics and I really don't have the morale to engage in a war with you so I'm fucking OUT. I've made my feelings on this quite clear to each of you personally. If my offer doesn't buy assurances then you're just stupid. I have been very generous. Fuck you and goodbye.
Cracky you are cute. I thought long and hard about calling you but decided against it for my own sanity. Hopefully this post won't upset you too much, I don't think your actual info will be disseminated unless the Schwill bullshit becomes public record. If they connect you to schwill.. which is almost guaranteed since he was planning to fuckin kill you... you may have someone from the FBI talking to you soon about 30 or so bogus court orders that you have the subject of over the past 2 years. Yeah sorry about that lol. By the way I like what you've done with your appearance recently you look so ridiculously tempting.
tl;dr. fraud, bribery and various other offenses.