>>8
Yeah, another thing that made Cracky a "cool mysterious outsider" was that she was known to occasionally wear jeans.
But not in a "hipster or rebellious teenager manner", oh GOD no!, more like in a "unknown by anyone fucked up person which have its own strange habits (and also a VERY shaky grasp on the English language)" way.
I suppose, just in case someone happens to wander into this "august and sacred temple" who isn't as versed in the ways of "cool, mysterious, fucked-up outsiders as WE are, I should briefly explain to the uninitiated just what these things - "smoking" and "wearing jeans" - that we crazy, deep, edge-y, cool kids are exchanging views about here actually ARE.
"Smoking" is a cultic practice shared by a miniscule band of VERY cool elite initiates - an infinitesimal total of 1.22 billion people worldwide at the last count - that involves the ignition of the plant "tobacco" and the inhalation of its fumes.
"Jeans" are an equivalently obscure lower-body garment that has indeed become a somewhat less rare sight in the years since 2005 but which, in the period of Cracky's Internet activity were likely worn by no more than four or five billion people at the very most.
Damn, I can't really express even by posting such pretentious idiocy and tosh as this just how fucking stupid I really am...